| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 1527 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
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neptune.minecraft.rent:25579
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 2059 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 44 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 6823 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 9 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.
Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?
So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 3055 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 961 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Votes: | 5482 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 8961 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 245 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 6968 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 6049 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1116 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 4900 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 2495 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2704 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9691 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 18 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Votes: | 5965 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 9483 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 6391 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 189 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 1456 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 3873 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4173 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 8409 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 1570 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 9616 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7425 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 2484 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1348 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4050 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 148 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6189 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
CryackG.aternos.me:27247
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 3444 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 70 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
