| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 9623 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 151 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9439 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4346 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 9709 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1269 |
Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 7319 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.
Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 2776 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 179 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 364 |
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 2050 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Ores Mined: | 6871 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 87 | Void Gems Collected: | 20 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 253 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 3307 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 351 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 6694 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 952747 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 3122 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 239 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 2263 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 5190 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 5387 | Star Shards Collected: | 127 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 1939 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 7130 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 7814 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 5612 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 8906 | New Chunks Explored: | 576721 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 1419 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 8624 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 5 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
