| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 8032 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | New Chunks Explored: | 847021 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 3416 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Ores Mined: | 1370 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 5495 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7372 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 8912 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 61 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 26 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5515 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 57 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8516 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 3179 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 216 |
| Ores Mined: | 9273 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 21 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 6270 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 18 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 2044 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 543 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 5069 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 92 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 4833 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 9131 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 4520 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 7955 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 28 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 58 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 140 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 8571 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Votes: | 2699 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2572 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 3480 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 137 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8550 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 5622 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever
