Minecraft Servers Updated November 19, 2024, 8:34 AM

New Minecraft Servers

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OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like being inside a nesting doll with ur grandma, but in a blocky world! Imagine building ur own uterus and popping out lil blocky babies, it’s like a virtual family reunion every day! Plus, u can mine for diamonds and pretend they’re actually ur grandma’s secret stash of jewels. So come join da fun and let’s get weird together!

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  • D e a d l o c k G e n e r a l – Minecraft SMP

    D e a d l o c k  G e n e r a l – Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And guess what? The house attracted a horde of hungry mice who ended up throwing a wild party inside. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! We have players who ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters that defy gravity, and even dress up as plain dolls just for fun. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of ours.

    So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and laughter, join us now! Just post your Steam profile and be prepared for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mind Control Minecraft Server

    Mind Control Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t have mind manipulation powers (for legal reasons, of course), but we do have some seriously twisted gameplay that will leave you questioning reality.

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.

    But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret potion that will make any woman you find interesting have to deal with you. That’s right, no more awkward first dates or rejection letters – just pure, unadulterated mind control.

    So come on down to our server and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into. Just be careful not to get too caught up in the madness, or you might never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Shameful Programmer Minecraft SMP

    Shameful Programmer Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of being shamed for your coding skills? Do you want a place where your redstone contraptions are celebrated, not ridiculed? Join our Minecraft SMP where programmers rule the land! We have secret coding challenges hidden throughout the world, where only the most elite programmers can uncover the treasures within. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a coding duel! Don’t miss out on the most epic programmer-friendly SMP out there!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty VTube Minecraft Server

    Crafty VTube Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, you can find rare diamonds just by punching a tree. And not just any diamonds, but diamonds that sparkle like the eyes of a thousand kittens. Plus, our server is guarded by a giant virtual YouTuber who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near. So come join us and experience the thrill of mining, building, and laughing your way to victory! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden visual novel based on your favorite vtuber while you’re at it. The possibilities are endless on this wacky and wild Minecraft server!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Miracle Minecraft SMP Stars Born

    Miracle Minecraft SMP Stars Born

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    Are you tired of being a surface level Chad in real life and secretly wishing you were at home browsing Mongolian Stopmotion Forums instead of partying? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and unleash your inner weeb while still maintaining your Chad status in the real world.

    Imagine building epic structures in Minecraft by day and browsing Nhentai bookmarks by night, all while keeping up appearances as a jock in your social circle. Our server is the perfect place for you to let your nerdy side shine while still flexing those muscles at the gym.

    So come join us and show the world that you can be a Chad in Minecraft and a weeb at heart. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow closet nerds to bond with over your shared love of Mongolian Stopmotion Forums. Join now and let your inner bodysnatcher take control!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Deviate

    Deviate

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    Deviate is a Minecraft server focused on the gamemode SoupPVP with a wide variety of features and endless fun. We aim to create one of the best SoupPVP servers out there and also aim to be a server with no corruption and helpful staff.

    deviate.lol

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  • Short Haired Girl Minecraft Server

    Short Haired Girl Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up and experience something truly wild and unpredictable? Well, look no further because on our server, you can create your own short-haired girl with green eyes and watch her get into all sorts of crazy shenanigans!

    Imagine a world where your sim can go on epic adventures, build insane structures, and even get railed in all holes using outrageous mods. It’s a virtual playground where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Who knows what kind of mischief your sim will get into next? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Trashy Aspie #36 Minecraft SMP

    Trashy Aspie #36 Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Want to join a server where the only rule is to have a good time and not take anything seriously? Well, look no further than our server, where the only requirement is to have a sense of humor as wild as a creeper explosion!

    Join us for outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat or organizing a sheep fashion show. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    Plus, we have regular events like “Lava Parkour Mondays” and “TNT Cannon Wednesdays” that will test your skills and your sanity. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls, because we have a team of moderators who are as vigilant as a pack of wolves guarding their territory.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our lava-filled challenges, then maybe you’re better off building houses in peaceful mode. But where’s the fun in that? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TowerPixel

    TowerPixel

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    Welcome to TowerPixel – Where Adventure and Creativity Unite!

    TowerPixel is a thriving Minecraft community offering a wide range of exciting game modes for all types of players. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor, a master builder, or a fierce competitor, TowerPixel has something special for you.

    play.towerpixel.com

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  • WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

    WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

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    A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

    At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

    eu5-free.falixserver.net:52212

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  • Crafty Americans Minecraft Server

    Crafty Americans Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of being the butt of the joke? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate clown master! Our European friends will be rolling on the floor laughing at your epic clown skills. Show them who’s boss with your ridiculous builds and hilarious pranks. Don’t be a boring old regular player, join us and become the life of the party!

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  • Boomers Finds 4Chan Through His Minecraft SMP Adventures

    Boomers Finds 4Chan Through His Minecraft SMP Adventures

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    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wild adventures of Boomers, who stumbled upon the mysterious realm of “4chan” through his grandson’s meme posting on Twitter. Little did he know that this would lead him down a rabbit hole of pro wrestling obsession, where he unironically starts posting about the most obscure and cringeworthy wrestling matches you’ve ever seen.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with quirky characters like Boomers, each with their own bizarre stories and antics. From a llama farmer who believes he’s actually a llama in human form to a wizard who accidentally turned himself into a block of cheese, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come join us and dive into a world of chaos, laughter, and unexpected friendships. Who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a wrestling match against Boomers himself!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Coop Minecraft Server

    Crafty Coop Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the galaxy! We are the Space Elves, here to conquer new worlds and build the most insane creations you’ve ever seen.

    Join us for a wild ride through the cosmos as we battle against dark forces and explore uncharted territories. Our latest update includes a hotfix that allows you to ride space dragons and wield laser swords – trust us, it’s lit!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret quest that leads you to the legendary Commodore’s Vestures, rumored to grant you unlimited power and swag. And don’t forget about our PvP mode, where you can face off against other players in epic space battles.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this intergalactic adventure and become a legendary Space Elf builder today! Remember, the universe is yours to conquer!

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  • The Problem Child Minecraft SMP – Jake Paulers, Unite!

    The Problem Child Minecraft SMP – Jake Paulers, Unite!

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    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence? We’ve got more drama than a Jake Paul vlog and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.

    Join us and send your energy to The Problem Child, our resident goat who is about to take on the Ender Dragon tomorrow. Will he emerge victorious or will he end up getting lost in the Nether like last time? Only time will tell.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane builds. From a giant pink castle made entirely of diamonds to a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to watch out for creepers and never trust a llama wearing sunglasses. Let the chaos begin!

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  • 4chan Improved My Life Minecraft Server

    4chan Improved My Life Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to change your life for the better!

    Join our server and watch as your skills in Minecraft improve beyond your wildest dreams. Just like how 4chan changed this player’s life for the better, our server will transform you into a Minecraft master.

    Discover new strategies for building, mining, and surviving in the wilderness. Make friends with fellow players from around the world and embark on epic adventures together. Who knows, you might even find your best friend and travel to their real-life hometown just like the player who visited their German friend in Bamberg.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that it will boost your real-life skills too. Learn new languages, get fit, and even make money through our exclusive in-game economy system. Who needs a job when you can make 50k USD through memecoins on our server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and watch as your life transforms into something truly incredible. Trust us, this server is a game-changer in more ways than one!

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