| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 3335 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 387 | Ores Mined: | 8588 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 31 |
WolfMine – The best minecraft server!
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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 9750 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Votes: | 1750 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 46 | Potions Brewed: | 158 |
Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 9262 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 4751 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 7428 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 3160 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 14 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 5675 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 2198 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 317 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 738471 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 414 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 8736 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 425 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 6661 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Animals Bred: | 163 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 6961 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Animals Bred: | 66 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 2508 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 220 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 7092 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 9072 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 157 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 3967 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4106 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 | Crops Grown: | 2287 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 8823 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 288 |
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 9427 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
