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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Farms Harvested:	803
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Potions Brewed:	65	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	150
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Chimeras Created:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ores Mined:	7159	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Void Gems Collected:	39	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4996
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Astral Projections Made:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4370
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	212	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7296	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7415
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Villages Defended:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Farms Harvested:	409
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5633
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Votes:	9642
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

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Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Votes:	2687	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9836	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magic Items Found:	2088	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Buildings Constructed:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	110/800	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Chimeras Created:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5