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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 8497 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Potions Brewed: | 196 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We had an utter massive failure with only a few hundred copies sold on day one, leading to us firing employees in Japan. But fear not, because we praise SBI and the woke lefties as the most powerful and persecuted group in society. Society is on the brink of collapse and this server is EVERYWHERE – even Toyota backpedaled when they faced backlash for hosting LGBT parades!
So come join us on this chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of rainbow sheep plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!