Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is a wild mix of “woke” and “boomercore” propaganda, where players can support the blue team and show their love for the good ol’ USA #1!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hammy acting and cheesy lines that will have you laughing until you cry. Join us for insane stories, outrageous reasons to play, and a community that is as unpredictable as a creeper explosion.

So come on and join the madness, because on our server, anything is possible – even if it doesn’t make any sense at all!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Dimension Hops: 13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Potions Brewed: 129
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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