Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is a wild mix of “woke” and “boomercore” propaganda, where players can support the blue team and show their love for the good ol’ USA #1!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hammy acting and cheesy lines that will have you laughing until you cry. Join us for insane stories, outrageous reasons to play, and a community that is as unpredictable as a creeper explosion.

So come on and join the madness, because on our server, anything is possible – even if it doesn’t make any sense at all!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
Royal Courts Attended: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 11
Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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