Woke up this morning Minecraft server

and decided to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a magical server where pigs could fly and creepers sang lullabies. The diamonds sparkled brighter than the sun and the zombies were actually friendly neighbors who just wanted to borrow a cup of sugar. Join this server and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a unicorn while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Plus, rumor has it that the ender dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just needs a hug. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	102	New Chunks Explored:	595263
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RocketRumbleMC

Attack, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crash, hezbollah, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, north, RETALIATION, RocketRumbleMC, Rockets, SIREN, Teen, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, wounding

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got crazier explosions than Hezbollah firing 100 rockets at the north! But don’t worry, no one’s gonna get hurt, except maybe for that one time a teen got killed in a crash during a siren… but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane battles you’ve ever seen! We’ve got dragons flying around, creepers exploding left and right, and villagers trading the most ridiculous items you can imagine. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and conquer all the lands with your epic skills. Let’s do this!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RevelationMC

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A chill, laid-back SMP with Creative as well. We try to emulate the original golden days of Minecraft, while constantly evolving! Additionally, we do frequent giveaways and events if you join our Discord and verify yourself!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Players Killed by Monsters:	1973
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Differentiators SMP

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‼️If you are looking for a semi-vanila experience with teams, building, and consentual pvp, look no further! Hello, and Welcome to the Differentiators SMP. We are a very new server, looking for players preferably 13+. We are looking for players that are willing to be at least semi-active, and are looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure with proximity chat, and an active playerbase. In addition to this, we will be hosting on a very powerful host for minimum lag. Join The discord server to get more details, and the server ip! We’re looking forward to seeing you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Daddy’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join us on Someone’s Daughter server, where the mobs are as fierce as a mother protecting her child!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode! We have epic boss battles where you have to defeat a giant baby zombie riding a chicken. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons – one of them is literally a giant playpen filled with baby zombies armed with rattles!

But the real reason you should join Someone’s Daughter server is for the community. We have the friendliest players who will help you out in a pinch, whether you’re being chased by a horde of baby zombies or just need someone to share your cake with.

So come on down to Someone’s Daughter server, where the adventures are as crazy as a toddler on a sugar rush!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Thick Women Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NormBeGone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old social norms getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Well, look no further than our wacky SMP server! Join us and say goodbye to the social norm of wearing pants while playing Minecraft – because who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyFamilySecret

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the family secrets are revealed! Join us and uncover the scandalous tales of your fellow players’ families – from long-lost cousins to secret treasure stashes buried in the backyard. Who knows, you might even discover that you’re actually royalty or descended from a line of famous Minecraft builders! So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, the family drama never ends!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	473	Star Shards Collected:	238
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

KishidaCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where Japanese PM Kishida and Zelensky are gonna have a showdown in the virtual world! watch as they battle it out in pixelated glory, with explosions and flying pigs everywhere! who will come out on top? join now to witness the epicness unfold! also, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MainlandMischiefCraft

border control, border patrol, border security, coastal defense, cross-border incidents, cross-strait relations, illegal entry, immigration, law enforcement, mainland china, MainlandMischiefCraft, maritime boundaries, maritime security, national security, small boats, SOVEREIGNTY, Surveillance, taiwan, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, unauthorized entry

LOL this server is like Taiwan trying to plug border holes after 2 landings by mainland Chinese men in small boats, except instead of border holes we got FUN HOLES and instead of Chinese men we got MINECRAFT MEN in small boats! Join this server for a wild ride full of adventure and craziness. Build your own boat and sail the high seas, just watch out for any sneaky mainland Chinese players trying to invade your land! Come join us for a server experience like no other, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Revelation MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Creative PVP Skyblock Minigames Economy Vanilla Faction Roleplay RPG Towny Pixelmon HCF KitPVP Prison Hardcore Modded Skywars Bedwars Parkour

Tired of annoying Minecraft players bothering you? Want a chill, laid-back environment with frequent events? Want a way to relax, do your own thing, and have fun playing Minecraft for once? Join RevelationMC, and get the old Minecraft feeling back. It’s time to start your Minecraft phase again.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Portugal’s Youthless Minecraft Server

Aging population, community development, cultural changes, demographic crisis, economic impact, EMIGRATION, european union, future generations, generational shift, government policies, lack of opportunities, Minecraft, population decline, portugal, Portugals, Server, Social Issues, societal challenges, southern europe, workforce shortage, young people, youth engagement, youth unemployment, Youthless

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with young whippersnappers who have no idea how to build a proper dirt hut? Well, look no further because on our server, there are no young people in Portugal anymore! That’s right, they’ve all been transported to another dimension where they can’t bother us with their noobish ways.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs young people in Portugal when you can have a server full of craziness and laughter? See you there!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Mines Excavated:	1110

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Verdict on Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were greeted by a group of villagers who challenged them to a dance-off for the ultimate prize: a diamond pickaxe that could mine through bedrock!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out with golden carrots as their weapons. The winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity!

So, what’s the /vt/erdict? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TalentCrush Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only talent you need is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids with the most attractive talents!

Join us if you have the amazing talent of taming creepers and making them your loyal pets. Imagine riding into battle on a giant exploding green monster, now that’s talent!

Or maybe you have the unique ability to communicate with Endermen and convince them to do your bidding. Need a new house built? Just ask your Enderman buddy to teleport some blocks for you!

And let’s not forget about the players who can summon lightning storms at will. Need to clear out a pesky mob farm? Just zap it with some lightning and watch the chaos unfold.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the talents are as wild and wacky as the players themselves, join us now and show off your most attractive talent!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Animals Bred:	121	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyQuestionsMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.