Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where the games are as bland as unseasoned mashed potatoes? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously woke slop games that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

Join us and witness the epic battles between good woke slop games that will have you feeling like a Minecraft champion, and bad woke slop games that will make you question why you ever downloaded the game in the first place.

But beware, only the most daring and courageous players will succeed in our crazy world of chaos and mayhem. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

    Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn
    Are you tired of people choosing pixelated porn over real women in your country? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only “blocky” relationships you’ll have to worry about are with creepers and villagers. Say goodbye to the woes of modern dating and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will blow your mind (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)? Join us now and start crafting your way to a better, blockier future!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Pixel Love Minecraft Server

    Pixel Love Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the wackiest adventures in the land of blocky goodness.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a ghostly figure appears before you. But don’t worry, it’s just the Invisible Man looking for his soon-to-be wife! Will you help him find love in this supernatural romcom manga come to life?

    But that’s not all! We have ROMANCECHADS roaming around, ready to sweep you off your blocky feet with their charming pick-up lines and dashing armor. Who needs diamonds when you have a ROMANCECHAD by your side?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey filled with love, laughter, and maybe a few explosions (we can’t promise anything). Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, anything is possible!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to TRVKE, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our spawn town is actually a giant llama-shaped castle, where the llamas are the rulers and demand sacrifices of wool and hay from all players.

    2. Our Nether is a disco party zone, complete with glowstone dance floors and zombie pigmen DJs spinning fire beats.

    3. The End dimension is not just for fighting the Ender Dragon – it’s also a tropical vacation spot with sandy beaches and End crystal cocktails.

    4. Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava lakes and pig racing tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

    5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where all the server admins live like mole people, plotting world domination through pixelated shenanigans.

    So what are you waiting for? Join TRVKE now and dive into a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Farms Harvested: 538
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Dub City Minecraft Server

    Dub City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a noob? Well, look no further because on our server, only WINNERS get dubs! We’re talking about epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop action that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) at all times.

    Join us if you want to prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion. We’ve got challenges that will test your skills to the max, and only the most skilled players will come out on top. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes on players who can’t handle the heat.

    But don’t worry, we also have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest adventurers can find. Legend has it that it’s guarded by a pack of diamond-armored pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their loot. Are you up for the challenge?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re a true Minecraft pro. Just remember, only WINNERS get dubs, so bring your A-game or prepare to be left in the dust.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Baker Brit Minecraft SMP – Bread Making Pro

    Baker Brit Minecraft SMP – Bread Making Pro
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in Glasgow, where even the creepers are hooked on drugs.

    Witness the epic Grenfell mark ii disaster unfold right before your eyes, as players scramble to escape the fiery wrath of the block of flats in Plaistow. Will you make it out alive or become a crispy bacon block?

    Feeling rebellious? Join us and channel your inner Farage milkshake thrower as you unleash your assault skills on unsuspecting players. Just make sure you don’t end up like Victoria Thomas Bowen with a guilty plea!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the political drama of assisted dying and Labour’s budget definition, where billions of pounds hang in the balance. Will you be the hero that saves the day or the rioter who ends up shouting racist abuse in prison?

    And don’t forget to catch the final season of the beloved BBC comedy that’s leaving fans devastated. It’s like watching your favorite sheep get sheared for the last time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where older drivers over 70 are banned, Jeremy Clarkson roasts woke vegetarians, and King Charles gets heckled by Indigenous senators. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Towns Built: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Mikeypilled Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with VShojo and vtubers who will blow your mind with their epic gaming skills.

    Imagine building a staircase to the heavens with Zen, only to have Mata come in and automate the whole process with Factorio. And don’t even get me started on Kuro, who once tamed a pack of Andy and Leyley to do his bidding.

    But that’s not all! Hime will serenade you with her angelic voice while Henya solves complex puzzles with the power of her genius mind. And who could forget Mel, the virtual queen who will lead you on epic quests through the pixelated world.

    Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic adventures with the VShojo crew. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

    Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as wild as the players!

    Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a giant talking creeper who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. But watch out, because the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on chickens!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of hidden treasures, secret free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can trade in your loot for rare items like a diamond helmet shaped like a taco!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have epic meetups like the Femlala Friday tea party where you can sip on potions and gossip with other players. Or join the Halloween Musicals event where you can watch players perform spooky songs while dressed as skeletons!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of craziness and laughter like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla! Minecraft server

    NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla! Minecraft server

    NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla!

    No lags, just a pure vanilla server with voice chat and RP commands. We take the project seriously so that every visit you make is unforgettable. Come on in, it’ll be fun!

    Features of the project:

    • Good server characteristics (don’t worry about lags)

    • Seriousness of development (We take the project seriously and want to make a truly perfect vanilla!)

    • Voice chat (yes, you can not only write)

    • RolePlay commands (/me smiles)

    • Frequent updates and communication with the community

    • No restrictions of the world, everything is like in vanilla!

    • Protection against griefing

    • Modern plugins and professionally configured server

    At the moment, it is possible to join the server absolutely free! We have huge plans for the development of the project and we sincerely hope that you will become part of our family!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Funky Minecraft Server

    Funky Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, clunky, outdated games with microtransactions galore? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, our graphics are so cutting-edge, they’ll make your eyeballs do a happy dance. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience pure, unadulterated Minecraft magic? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to reconsider).

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /dpt/ – Daily Programming Thread

    Minecraft SMP – /dpt/ – Daily Programming Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually trained ninjas and the cows are secretly plotting a revolution.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

    So come join us and experience the chaos, the madness, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to question your sanity and possibly lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway, right?

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • September 2025 Minecraft Server

    September 2025 Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of the impending decline in mid September! Picture this: cars parked sideways in the middle of the street, drivers staring up at the sky in confusion. People in the grocery store screaming because they have no idea where they are or what they were doing. And to top it off, we’ve got 22.5 more 2 week intervals for you to navigate through. So come on, /pol/, test your survival skills in the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Toothy McSharp Minecraft SMP

    Toothy McSharp Minecraft SMP
    Do you constantly find yourself being judged for your sharp teeth in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, sharp teeth are not only accepted but encouraged! In fact, we have a whole faction dedicated to players with sharp teeth called the Fang Gang. They roam the server, terrorizing other players with their menacing smiles.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

    And if you’re tired of the same old boring mobs in Minecraft, then you’ll love our server’s custom mob spawns. Picture this: giant chickens that shoot fireballs, zombie pigs riding on the backs of creepers, and cows that can fly. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 43 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s Fervent Beats? Look no further, because our server is the Rainbow Destined to Burn with excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – they’re like the Avengers, but in Minecraft form.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song are fighting to be the weapon banner. And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards – they’re so good, you’ll feel like you’re redeeming Primogems in real life.

    So why wait? Join our server now and forge your own destiny with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Xilonen of Minecraft!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Britains Last Stand Minecraft Server

    Britains Last Stand Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of waiting for Britain to crumble? Join our Minecraft server and witness the chaos unfold in real time! Build your own apocalypse bunker and prepare for the end of days in style. Who needs Brexit drama when you can have explosive creeper encounters instead? Join now and see how long Britain can hold on before it all goes up in flames!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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