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Tiny High Schoolers Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of surviving in the wilderness just like those Japanese high schoolers! But don’t worry, we’ve made sure to amp up the danger level by adding in some seriously horny freaks who are just dying to get a piece of that pixelated JK action.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart these pervy predators and make it out alive. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (as long as they’re not too creepy)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Just remember, keep an eye out for those sneaky pervs lurking in the shadows…they’re always on the prowl for some pixelated fun!

Good Characters We Couldn’t Save Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our wacky adventures and outrageous reasons to be a part of this madness.

First off, we have a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake because they thought it would attract more villagers. Needless to say, it didn’t work, but now we have a deliciously sweet base to hang out in.

Then there’s the player who tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by dressing up as a sheep. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for their costume, but now they have a pack of sheep-dressed wolves following them around everywhere.

And who could forget the time we all decided to build a roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit? It was a disaster, but hey, at least we got some epic screenshots before we all burned to a crisp.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s filled with chaos, hilarity, and a whole lot of questionable decision-making, then this is the place for you. Join us and become a part of our unforgettable journey filled with good characters we couldn’t save (RIP Steve, the chicken who thought he could fly).

4Chong’s Losing Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of the gaming world! We’ve got more plot twists than a soap opera and more trolls than a bridge under! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the greatest conspiracy of our time – was Herobrine actually just a misunderstood player trying to make friends? Join now and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Totally Not BS Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures!

Ever heard of the legendary Jewish soldier in Operation Torch who was given a military police badge with orders to shoot fellow soldiers if they ran? Yeah, total myth, but on our server, we have a whole squad of Jewish soldiers with magical powers who shoot rainbows out of their fingers to protect the land from griefers!

Forget about chain of command, on our server, the only rule is to have fun! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Why not! The crazier, the better!

We have historical records too, but they’re all written in crayon by a group of friendly creepers who just want to be understood. And don’t even get us started on propaganda or myth-making, we have a whole library dedicated to crafting the most outrageous stories you’ve ever heard.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

RamashkaCraft Minecraft server

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The owner of the RamashkaCraft server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

RamashkaCraft.aternos.me

Haitians Despised Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, criticism, despised, developing countries, DISMISSED, Gangsters, Haiti, Haitians, international relations, intervention, Invasion, mad max, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, Politics, Server, Social Issues, taken, third world, UN, united nations, wrong

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Are you tired of boring old peacekeeping missions in Minecraft? Well, join our server where the UN peacekeeping mission has been replaced by Mad Max gangsters taking over Haiti! It’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as you navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with danger and excitement. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there! Who needs peace when you can have an all-out gangster war instead? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane world!

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP? It’s like a wild adventure where you can team up with Chasca, the Feather-Fletched Peace, and Ororon, the Elusive and Unfathomable Hues. These characters are straight up legends in the game, bringing love, peace, and some serious mystical vibes to the server.

And get this, there’s this event called “Claw Convoy” happening right now, where you can join forces with other players to take on epic challenges and score some sweet loot. Plus, the current character banner includes Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara – talk about a dream team!

But wait, there’s more! You can snag some daily check-in rewards just for logging in, and there are redeemable codes floating around that’ll hook you up with Primogems. And if you need some help navigating this crazy world, there are links to wikis, simulators, maps, character builds, and even a /gig/ friendlist to keep you in the loop.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride with Chasca, Ororon, and a crew of legendary characters. It’s gonna be epic, trust me.

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

Akatsuki D Hotaru, Apricot, CraftyVShojo, dedicated Henya discussion, dedicated Kson discussion, dedicated Mouse discussion, extended member discussion, former member discussion., froot, geega, hajime, haruka, haruka karibu, henya, Henya THe Genius, Hestia, Hestia Happiness, Hime, Hime Hajime 1570, Hotaru, iron mouse, K9 Kuro, kson, Kson Souchou, kuro, Mata, matara kan, mel, MICHI, Michi Mochievee, Minecraft, Mouse, Nagi, NagIsekaied, Peke, Peke Is Peak, projekt melody, Server, shoot shoot bang bang, Subnautica, valo, vshojo, VShojo official channels, Vtubers, zen, zentreya

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like a virtual playground filled with VShojo and vtubers who are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

Join us as we watch Mouse play Subnautica, but don’t worry, she’s only 6 hours in so there’s plenty of time to catch up! Hotaru is also live, playing with a hot dog model that Michi got her – you won’t believe the madness that ensues.

And if you’re in the mood for some shoot shoot bang bang action, Nagi is here to satisfy your gaming cravings with some Valo gameplay. It’s a wild ride on our server, so buckle up and get ready for some epic adventures.

Our VShojo crew is a bunch of lovable goofballs who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From Froot to Zen, each member brings their own unique flair to the server. And don’t forget to check out our official channels for even more craziness!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of virtual mayhem. See you there!

Seattle Area Anons Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the Seattle area anons out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and diamond-encrusted creepers. They fought valiantly, using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons, and emerged victorious, their pockets overflowing with riches. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who control the economy, a roller coaster made entirely out of obsidian, and a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris? Yeah, you heard that right.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft, come join us on our server and become part of the craziest community of Seattle area anons you’ll ever meet! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Kickstarter Craze Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned money on terrible games? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We promise that you won’t be putting $300 into a kickstarterworst game ever again when you join us.

Our server is so epic that it will make you forget all about that horrible game you wasted your money on. We have magical unicorns roaming around, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual llama racing competition. It’s a real nail-biter!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave all your gaming regrets behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that kickstarterworst game).

The Aqua Thirst Quencher Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the art of creativity in the most unconventional ways! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while also learning the best methods for disposing of bodily fluids.

Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of using empty water bottles for…unique purposes. Need to get rid of a big load? No problem, just grab a bottle and let it rip! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, creativity, and of course, some questionable decisions involving bodily fluids. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!

Blocky Madness Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and witness the majestic sight of flying pigs soaring through the sky. And that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, who grants wishes to those brave enough to challenge him to a dance-off.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Piggy Supreme Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to /bara/ – Total Pigger Supremacy Edition! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where pigs are just regular farm animals? Well, on our server, pigs reign supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with piggy shenanigans and bacon-filled adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of pigs banded together and took over the entire server, declaring themselves the rulers of the land. Now, players must navigate through a world where pigs call the shots and bacon is the currency of choice.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join us on /bara/ and show those power-hungry pigs who’s boss. Build epic structures, battle fierce pig warriors, and maybe even forge alliances with the rebellious cows and sheep who seek to overthrow their swine overlords.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on /bara/ – Total Pigger Supremacy Edition and experience a Minecraft server like never before. Who knew pigs could be so entertaining?

Come on everyone for the sake of the Minecraft server

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The server may be different, who knows, I wish everyone a pleasant rest on your server

Coinester.aternos.me:28653

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Casual CC, Community, Crafty, Curse of the Wereviera, DAWNTRAIL, Empyreum Ward, Events, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming, General Maintenance, Linkshells, Marilith, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Patch 7.1, patch notes, Resources, Server, Sunday Bunday, Wereviera, wolf’s den, XIV, Zalera

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest update, Maintenance Edition 7.1, brings you more excitement than a creeper in a TNT shop. Explore new resources, join Free Companies, and Linkshells that will have you shouting “Ender Dragon who?”

But that’s not all, folks! Join us for our future meetups and events that will blow your mind faster than a creeper explosion. On December 1st, we have SUNDAY BUNDAY – CURSE OF THE WEREVIERA, where you’ll battle creatures more terrifying than a pack of zombie pigmen. And on December 7th, join our Casual CC meet up at Zalera, Wolfs Den, where you’ll have more laughs than a villager trying to trade with a player.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience! Last episode had more plot twists than a game of Skyblock, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mines Excavated:	2329	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Secret Passages Found:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Towns Built:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Love Letters Sent:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5815	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6921
Farms Harvested:	321	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Mines Excavated:	4749	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Runes Activated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Dimension Hops:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	New Chunks Explored:	693536
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Void Armor Forged:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	1446
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ores Mined:	3193	Runes Activated:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Love Letters Sent:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Astral Projections Made:	4
Towns Built:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	2