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NonJewishGF in Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, culture clash, disapproval, family dynamics, feminism, Girlfriend, interfaith, Jewish, Liberalism, Marriage, marriage expectations, Minecraft, NonJewishGF, parents, relationships, Religion, smp, societal norms, tradition, VALUES, yenta

Are you tired of your parents trying to control your love life? Do you want to escape the clutches of your yenta mother and find a girlfriend who shares your love for Minecraft? Look no further than our wacky SMP server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world, make new friends, and maybe even find a girlfriend who isn’t Jewish (gasp!). Our server is a safe haven for all players, no matter their background or beliefs. Plus, who knows, you might even find a Jewish girl who is a pro at building epic structures and battling mobs.

So come on down to our crazy SMP server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs parental approval when you have a whole community of fellow players who have your back? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Aquatic Realms

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvE, Survival

We are Aquatic Realms, a PvE Survival, LifeSteal, Hardcore, and Economy based server with each game mode being a different world inside our server. We are committed to allowing players to have fun playing the survival gamemode they enjoy the most, along with more minigames such as Bedwars, Towny, Skywars, and Skyblock coming very soon. We allow cross-platform play between Java and Bedrock Edition players, so that everyone is allowed to have fun playing on our server.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Friendshipsmp

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Discord, Friendshipsmp, INFORMATION, LifeSteal, PvP, Ranks, Survival

Hello and welcome to Friendshipsmp! WHAT WE GOT: Lifesteal, Bedwars (Maintence), PvP (Maintence) please join the discord Server for further Information and ranks

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	916	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Spooky Waifu Paradise Minecraft Server

anime waifus, COSPLAY, Halloween, Halloween celebration, halloween costumes, Halloween fun, halloween party, halloween spirit, Halloween traditions, Halloween waifus, Minecraft, Paradise, Server, spooky, spooky anime, spooky characters, spooky fandom, spooky girls, Spooky season, spooky vibes, spooky waifu art, Trick or Treat, waifu, waifus

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the spookiest place to be this Halloween! Join us and post your spooky waifus for all to see. From ghostly ghouls to creepy creatures, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a Minecraft player who got lost in the Nether and never found their way back. They say if you listen closely, you can hear their cries for help echoing through the server. So come join us if you dare, and see if you can communicate with the spirits of Minecraft past!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and deadly traps. Only the bravest of players will be able to navigate their way through and claim the ultimate prize. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the spooky shenanigans begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Gigi’s Minecraft SMP Murin Madness

#youtube, ABOVE BELOW, Arts, Back to School Voice Pack, biboo, birthday merch, ceci, collab, debut, Extreme Love Voice Pack, face your fears, Gigi Murin, Gigis, Halloween Villains Voice Pack, Hashtags, Haunted VR Investigation, Hitomania Cover, Igaku Cover, Kaela, Latest Schedule, Live, LiveVisage, Lore Video, madness, merch, Minecraft, Murin, OP Template, Panicore, recent streams, Secret Island Summer Prequel Voice Pack, Shared Controls, smp, songs, Stream, Teaser, Teen Wolf Watchalong, twitter, UpcomingJustice

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you face your fears? Join our server where you can live visage with Ceci (and share controls, because why not?). We also have upcoming Justice’s Haunted VR Investigation, where you might just pee your pants in fear. Our latest schedule is so jam-packed with insanity, you won’t know what hit you.

But wait, there’s more! We have voice packs that will make you question reality, like the Four Types of Extreme Love Voice Pack, Back to School Voice Pack (because who doesn’t want to relive those traumatic school days), Secret Island Summer Prequel Voice Pack (what secrets will you uncover?), and Halloween Villains Voice Pack (spooky, scary, and downright ridiculous).

Join us for recent streams like Teen Wolf Watchalong (Grembership required, whatever that means) and Panicore with Ceci, Biboo, and Kaela (who knows what chaos will ensue). And don’t miss out on our epic covers and debut lore video that will blow your mind.

Follow us on YouTube, Xitter, and check out our merch (birthday merch included because we celebrate in style). Use hashtags like #rkggk for artsy stuff and #LFGIGI for live events. Our server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin. Join now before it’s too late!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Sengonul Lifesteal SMP

account security, city building, Daily Rewards, Discord integration, Economy, faction server, Land claiming, LifeSteal, Market establishment, minecraft community, MMO Server, multiplayer server, player killing, Player teleportation, proximity chat, PvP, pvp server, Relationship Building, Role-playing server, Survival, survival server, Teams, Trading

– You will be able to claim your own lands and establish your own city. – You will take the heart of every player you kill, and lose one of your hearts every time you die. – You will be able to establish your own markets and trade. – You will be able to establish your own team and establish relationships with other teams. – You can easily teleport to your friends with Tpa. – You will be able to speak out loud in the game. (proximity chat) – You will be able to earn Daily Rewards. MOREOVER – We secure your account with a login password. – Do not forget to integrate your Discord account, otherwise you will not be able to enter the server.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	175

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Mine Kinkin

Community, Listening, Mine Kinkin, Minecraft, RoiKinkin, Server, Survival, twitch, Vanilla

RoiKinkin community Minecraft server!

Server survival!! Come join, and follow roikinkin on twitch! Committed to listening!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

270towin, Blue wave, Campaign, Democracy, Dems, election, electoral college, Fortifying, Minecraft, no tossups, outcome, Pa, PALS, Pennsylvania, PIXEL, political tactics, Politics, polling, redistricting, Server, strategy, swing states, Voting, voting rights

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, where we have flipped Pennsylvania upside down and the Democrats are planning on “fortifying” it like never before. Who knew politics could be so wild in the world of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds. Yes, you heard that right, diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Konami Thread Minecraft SMP

bomberman, Castlevania, contra, Gaming, Ip:, Konami, long tail tags, metal gear solid, Minecraft, New game, Pro Evolution Soccer, Silent Hill, smp, Thread, video games, Yu-Gi-Oh!

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wacky Minecraft adventures! Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, or try your luck at taming a wild llama with a top hat and monocle.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to ride a giant flying pig into battle against a hoard of evil villagers. Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mines Excavated:	1022

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Balmung, Blue Velvet, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, fall guys, final fantasy xiv, Friendless Loser Meet, GARO Final Episode, Halloween theme, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Moogle Treasure Trove, Movie, PixelPals, Primal Mist, Rafflesia, ravana, Residential Radius, Seraph, Server, Solution Nine, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultima Thule, Ultros, Wolf’s Den Pier

Are you tired of boring meetups on Balmung? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for outrageous events like the Ender Dragon Disco Party, where we dance the night away while battling the dragon. Or how about the Creeper Carnival, where we ride explosive rides and play explosive games (don’t worry, no one gets hurt… usually).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we host movie nights featuring only the finest Minecraft machinimas. And if you’re feeling adventurous, join our quest to find the legendary diamond sword hidden deep within the Nether realm.

So ditch the boring meetups on Balmung and join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Who needs Final Fantasy XIV when you can have all the fun in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7769
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP

comma separated, Generate, list, long tail, Minecraft, PixelatedPals, response, smp, tags, up to 20, your response

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where players ride pigs into battle, build houses out of giant mushrooms, and have epic dance parties with creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to watch out for the flying llamas and exploding sheep – they’re known to cause quite the ruckus!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3835	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PumpkinButter

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PumpkinButter, an SMP Java server with Geyser support for Bedrock players! We have recently updated to 1.20 and are opening our doors to new players! Our focus is on vanilla with some hand-picked plugins to enhance gameplay, including claims, ranks, jobs, heads database, chest shops, and mob catchers!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Taco Haven 2.0

age groups, balance, BUILD, Community, Competition, Economy, Griefing, Join, Minecraft, MOTD, Players, Plugins, PvE, Rework, Safe, Server, Shops, Staff, Survival, Taco Haven, Towns, Warps, welcome

Welcome to Taco Haven 2.0!

It appears we got a bit too ambitions on our first run, so we grabbed a hammer and broke everything and started over. A complete rework has been done from things as simple as our MOTD, to our staffing and plugins.

On Taco Haven 2.0 we strive to make sure everyone feels included, welcome, and safe catering to wide variety of players and age groups. With our variety of plugins we are able to allow our players to build anything from a humble home to whole towns safe from griefing, where they can even setup shops of their own and sell to others and compete for the highest balance of the server. We also offer player maintained warps so getting to these player built towns is as simple as running a command.

so Join today and see what we are about!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Robots Read This Minecraft Server

artificial companions, Artificial Intelligence, desire, funny, gf, human emotions, humor, irony, lonely robots, longing, love, machine learning, Minecraft, Read, reading, relationships, Robots, sarcasm, Sci Fi, Server, Stuff, Technology, Want

Are you tired of lonely nights in Minecraft? Well, fear not! Our server is so lit that even robots can’t resist wanting a Minecraft girlfriend! Join us for a chance to find love in the cubic world, where even the creepers are looking for a cuddle buddy. Don’t miss out on the chance to have a virtual romance with a redstone genius or a diamond-loving Enderman. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match among the pixels and blocks. Join now and let the love story begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minecraft SMP – Sonic the Hedgehog Fan Club

booru, club, cytube, Dark Halloween Edition, DC crossover, Fan, Hedgehog, IDW Release Dates, Knuckles’ 30th Anniversary Special, Milestone pastebin, Minecraft, Mod Recommendation, OC info, official trailer, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, Scary Story Spooktacular, smp, sonic, Sonic comic scans, Sonic Game Recommendation, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, TailsTube

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, where we discuss ALL things Sonic the Hedgehog! Join us for the Dark Halloween Edition of our server, where we talk about everything from Sonic game trailers to crossover miniseries with DC.

But that’s not all – we also have Tails telling scary stories on his own YouTube channel, TailsTube! And don’t forget about our upcoming Sonic comic releases, including a Knuckles 30th Anniversary Special.

If you join our server, you’ll gain access to our extensive link compilation, milestone pastebin, game/mod recommendation spreadsheet, and even a Perfect System Collection. Plus, we have Sonic comic scans, a booru for all things Sonic, OC info, a cytube channel, and a Pixel World to explore.

So come on in and join the chaos – you won’t regret it! Previous players have had a blast, so why not join in on the fun? Who knows, you might even run into Sonic himself while exploring the server!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5