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Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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