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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 2310 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 145 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).