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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 1663 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 431 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).