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Players: 103/300 Votes: 1765
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14
Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Runes Activated: 4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than Creepers is the thought of never having sex with a woman! Join us if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be so uninterested, fearful, or incompetent that you’ve never experienced the joys of the opposite sex.

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is blushing! Explore our world and discover hidden secrets, like the legendary Bedrock of Virginity or the enchanted Diamond Dildo that grants special powers to those who wield it.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who understand the struggles of being a Minecraft virgin. We have support groups, therapy sessions, and even a Love Potion crafting workshop to help you on your journey to becoming a Minecraft sex god.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the quest for sexual enlightenment begin!

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  • Sparked SMP

    Sparked SMP
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 2149
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Towns Built: 10 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

    About Us: An experienced team of admins, some with over 5 years of experience running servers of this style!
    Active members, who are prepared to be dedicated to the server once it launches
    LONG-TERM world, no random resets if the player count ever drops
    Our server strives towards making friends and creating a close-knit mature hermitcraft style environment (18+)
    No land claims/ chest locks, as vanilla as possible!
    Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing as well as a whitelist
    Some optional mods and data packs like player head drops & proximity voice chat!

    While the server won’t be up for a few more days, you can join the discord now to apply and learn more about us! http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp

    FAQ

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the server, please join our Discord and follow the application process outlined there.

    2. Do you have any age restrictions?

    Yes, our server is intended for players aged 18 and above.

    3. Are there any rules I need to follow?

    Yes, we have strict rules against discrimination, hacking, and griefing. Please refer to our server guidelines for more information.

    4. Can I use mods on the server?

    Some mods and data packs are allowed on the server, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat. Please make sure to check with the admins before using any mods.

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  • Ethereal Echoes 1.20.3

    Ethereal Echoes 1.20.3
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 8746
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Votes: 6836
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 38 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt blocks.

    You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, with more resources than you can shake a pickaxe at. And get this, the mobs are so dumb, they make zombie pigmen look like Einstein.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got custom plugins that’ll blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house. And the community? They’re crazier than a chicken riding a pig.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure that’ll make you question reality more than a glitchy enderman. Let’s get this block party started!

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  • MomDontTripServer

    MomDontTripServer
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 841
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your Minecraft server being like an overbearing mother, constantly checking in on you and not giving you any space to breathe? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from the helicopter parenting of other servers.

    Join us and experience the freedom to build and explore without someone constantly looking over your shoulder. No more texts from admins asking where you are or what you’re doing – on our server, you can fly under the radar and just enjoy the game.

    Just like the OP’s mom showing up unannounced to help with DIY projects, our server is full of surprises. You never know what crazy events or challenges you might encounter while playing. It’s like a rollercoaster ride of excitement and unpredictability!

    So, say goodbye to the overbearing servers that make you feel like a child, and join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boundaries when you can have endless fun and laughter instead?

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  • ShowStopperMinecraftSMP

    ShowStopperMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 2906
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like have you heard about this amazeballs Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally the best thing since sliced bread, I swear! Like, the first season was lit AF, but then it went downhill faster than a pig on a rollercoaster, you feel me? But like, don’t worry, because now they’ve got this new season starting and it’s gonna be lit like a creeper on fire, I’m telling you!

    So, like, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because they have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, like seriously, they make the Taj Mahal look like a dirt hut. And the players on the server are like, total legends, they’ve slayed more Ender Dragons than you’ve had hot dinners, I swear! Plus, there’s this one guy who once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, like what even is that?!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join this Minecraft SMP, you’ll get to participate in the most epic PvP battles this side of the Nether. Like, you’ll be fighting off hordes of zombies and skeletons like it’s nobody’s business, and you’ll be doing it all while riding on the back of a llama wearing diamond armor. I mean, come on, how can you resist that kind of epicness?!

    So, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server of all time, then you better hop on board before the Ender Dragon eats all the cake. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • BlockyDeathMatch

    BlockyDeathMatch
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 5912
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Ores Mined: 5798
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Alien Abductions: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret potion that turns all your enemies into adorable baby chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen PvP like this before!

    But that’s not all, oh no. We also have a magical unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to anyone who can catch it. Want infinite diamonds? Done. Want to fly like a bird? You got it. Want a sandwich that never runs out of peanut butter? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

    And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that deep within the mines lies a chest filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the path to the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. A giant chicken. With. Laser. Eyes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your username is how you’d die…unless you can outsmart that laser-eyed chicken, of course. Good luck!

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  • EcoWarriorCraft

    EcoWarriorCraft
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 4025
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Runes Activated: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 364
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is so lit that even german climate change researchers are getting in on the action! this one dude got fired for not wanting to fly in a plane, but then he came to our server and won mad cash from the court! like, who needs air travel when you can just chill on our server and build epic stuff, amirite? come join us and maybe you’ll win a court case too, who knows! 😂🌍💸 #climatechange #minecraftmadness

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  • Itchy Scratchy Crafty Land

    Itchy Scratchy Crafty Land
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 9098
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 403
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the itch you can’t stop scratching, but in a good way, ya know? like, when you join, you’re gonna be hooked and never wanna leave. there’s like, crazy battles with giant chickens and lava monsters, man. and get this, scratching an itch can actually help you fight off bad bacteria on the server. it’s like, science and stuff. so, come join us and scratch away all your problems while having a blast in this wild Minecraft world.

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  • smp.me

    smp.me
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 1697
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    About Us
    While marked as semi-vanilla, the actual experience is identically vanilla. We just use a few plugins to prevent grief, hook into discord, have a web map, etc.
    Whitelisted server that ensures everyone you’ll meet is friendly and accepting.
    LGBTQ+ Friendly and emphasizes inclusivity.
    16+ Dedicated Players with various activity and skill levels.

    Features

    Feature Description
    (opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod Uses Plasmo Voice for proximity chat.
    Armor Stand Tools Allows for various customization options for armor stands.
    Discord > server chat Enables communication between Discord and server chat.
    Web based world map High-quality map with multiple perspectives.
    Gradual world border expansion Keeps the gameplay fresh by expanding the world border.
    Grief prevention Systems in-place to detect and revert grief seamlessly.
    Adult staff team Experienced staff without power complexes.
    Opt-in only PVP Players can choose to participate in PVP.
    Decorative player heads Allows for decorative player heads in the game.
    Decisions made by community vote Community-driven decision-making process.
    Sleep skip Feature to skip the night by majority sleep.

    FAQs

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Head to smp.me to apply!

    Q: Is the server really vanilla-like?

    A: Yes, the server experience is practically vanilla with a few additional plugins for enhancements.

    Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join?

    A: The server is for players aged 16 and above due to the community’s direction and activities.

    Q: What features does the server offer?

    A: Proximity chat, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web world map, world border expansion, grief prevention, adult staff team, opt-in PVP, decorative player heads, community vote decisions, and sleep skip.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on the server?

    A: The server does not offer keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that alter the vanilla experience, plugin/money-based economy, or donator perks with advantages.

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  • Cyber Corporeal 1.20.6

    Cyber Corporeal 1.20.6
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 6549
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Crops Grown: 2465
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, check out this Minecraft server that’s like a virtual utopia for all the vtubers and mascots out there! Join us in a world where you can discuss all the talents and mascots of corpo™s that don’t get enough love in other threads.

    Come shill your small corpo oshi and vibe with us as we talk about all the former corpo talents who have moved on to bigger and better things. It’s a party in here, and everyone’s invited!

    We’ve got threads for all kinds of corpos, from idol to kawaii to VAllure and beyond. It’s a wild ride through the world of vtubers, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some memories together!

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  • MotherInLawMinecraftMeltdown

    MotherInLawMinecraftMeltdown
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 6737
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8166 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with overbearing in-laws! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can escape the drama and plan the perfect virtual wedding without any interference.

    Build your dream venue, choose your favorite flowers, and bake all the chocolate cakes you desire without anyone telling you otherwise. Our server is a safe space for all brides-to-be who need a break from controlling mothers-in-law and fiancés who just can’t seem to see your side.

    So come on over and let loose on our server, where you can unleash your inner bridezilla without any judgment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual prince charming who will always have your back, no matter what his mom says. Join now and say “I do” to a stress-free Minecraft wedding experience!

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  • MineCraftyMornings

    MineCraftyMornings
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 7734
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Crops Grown: 2562 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dimension Hops: 13
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and you’ll find yourself showering in the morning with a diamond-encrusted shower head that shoots out potions instead of water. Why? Because on our server, even the mundane task of showering is an epic adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you shower at night, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco where creepers bust out their best dance moves. So come join us and get ready for a showering experience like no other!

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  • NukeNoobsMC

    NukeNoobsMC
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 6984
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Gods Slained: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well then come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures and wacky shenanigans every day!

    we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens! yea, u heard that right, ninja chickens! they’ll protect ur loot like no other!

    we also have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts for epic loot.

    oh, and did we mention our custom-built mini-games like “TNT dodgeball” and “sheep racing”? yea, it’s as insane as it sounds!

    so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the fun begin! oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard that right, FREE PIZZA!

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  • Money Can’t Buy Coolness

    Money Can’t Buy Coolness
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 5154
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Potions Brewed: 190
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Void Gems Collected: 37
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, if you wanna be cool and not a loser, join this epic minecraft server! we got diamonds for days and our players are all supermodels in real life. like, bill gates tried to join but we were like “nah bro, you’re too much of a loser”.

    our server is so lit that even herobrine himself plays here. he tried griefing once but we trolled him so hard he cried pixel tears.

    come join us and become the coolest player in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a loser, then you might.

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  • Crafty CBD Bar – No Booze Allowed

    Crafty CBD Bar – No Booze Allowed
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 8320
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 131
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we be chillin’ like a villain and smokin’ that sweet, sweet CBD all day long!

    Join us on this server and you’ll be feelin’ so relaxed, you won’t even remember why you were playin’ Minecraft in the first place. CBD be flowin’ through the air like pixie dust, makin’ everything feel like a dream.

    And get this, fam – CBD ain’t just for chillin’, it’s also gonna help you with your alcohol problems! Say goodbye to them nasty cravings and hello to a whole new level of relaxation. CBD be workin’ its magic on your brain, makin’ addiction-related areas go “poof” like a magic trick.

    So come on down to our server and join the party! We got CBD, we got crazy adventures, and we got a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans. Don’t miss out, yo!

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  • FailedSMP

    FailedSMP
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 8547
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Zombie Dances: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Magic Items Found: 3436
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Features Details
    Location Australia/NZ
    Server Type SMP
    Server Version 1.21+
    Plugins Lifesteal
    Community Growing

    FAQs

    Q: Is the server 24/7?

    A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

    Q: What is the server IP?

    A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

    Q: Can I create content on the server?

    A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

    Q: How old is the server?

    A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

    For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

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