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Players: 100/800 Votes: 6800
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 25
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than Creepers is the thought of never having sex with a woman! Join us if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be so uninterested, fearful, or incompetent that you’ve never experienced the joys of the opposite sex.

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is blushing! Explore our world and discover hidden secrets, like the legendary Bedrock of Virginity or the enchanted Diamond Dildo that grants special powers to those who wield it.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who understand the struggles of being a Minecraft virgin. We have support groups, therapy sessions, and even a Love Potion crafting workshop to help you on your journey to becoming a Minecraft sex god.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the quest for sexual enlightenment begin!

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  • GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 2781
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

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  • PixelPrideCraft

    PixelPrideCraft
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 4134
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

    But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

    So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

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  • DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

    DoggoCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 2542
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Potions Brewed: 94 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

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  • CraftyCreeperGriefers

    CraftyCreeperGriefers
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 889
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

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  • TeaTime SMP

    TeaTime SMP
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 6950
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 3767 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

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    Version 1.21.4
    Discord https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

    Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

    Server Specialty:

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

    To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

    2. What types of players are you looking for?

    We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

    3. Are donations required to play on the server?

    Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

    4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

    Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

    5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

    We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

    6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

    We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

    7. Where can I find the server rules?

    You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

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  • Eternal Quests 1.20.2

    Eternal Quests 1.20.2
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 4481
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

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  • BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

    BloodyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 6559
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Alien Abductions: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

    Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

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  • CraftyCoupleRifts

    CraftyCoupleRifts
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 319
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Star Shards Collected: 54
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 1905
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

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  • ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

    ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 6962
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Farms Harvested: 994
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Potions Brewed: 133
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

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    LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

    Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

    But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

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  • MineCrafty Morning Routines

    MineCrafty Morning Routines
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 5799
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Votes: 5683
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

    But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

    So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

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  • CraftyRight Minecraft Server

    CraftyRight Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 1906
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ores Mined: 4786 Dragon Scales Harvested: 336
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Votes: 2846
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 9

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    so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

    u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

    plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

    and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

    so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

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  • LevyLiberationCraft

    LevyLiberationCraft
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 6570
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 45
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

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  • Crafty Science Quests

    Crafty Science Quests
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 6118
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

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    hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

    once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

    so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!

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  • CMC

    CMC
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 499
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 18
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP 135.148.137.95:25612
    VERSION 1.21.4
    DISCORD https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ

    SIMPLE RULES

    • No Hacks
    • No Spam
    • No Dupes

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I use hacks on the server? No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules.
    Is spamming allowed? No, spamming is not allowed on the server.
    What happens if I duplicate items? Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences.
    Is the world size limited? Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500.
    Are resources renewable in the world? No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world.

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  • Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

    Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 2899
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Void Gems Collected: 26
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

    Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

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