WittyPvP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Nomad Nation

auction house, bedrock, Community, Custom Biomes, Custom Enchants, envoy, hard difficulty, Homes, java, Jobs, king of the hill, multiplayer, nation, Nomad, Pets, Player Shops, Player Warps, pvp arena, Quest, questing world, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Name	Newly started server
Difficulty	Hard
Features	Custom enchants, Economy, Player warps, Homes, Pets, Towny, Jobs, Quests, Custom biomes, Pvp arena
Active Players	15-20
Location	East coast USA with European players
Server Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server difficulty?	Hard
Can bedrock players join?	Yes, bedrock players can also play on the server
Is there a whitelist?	No, but joining the Discord is required
What are some notable features?	Custom enchants, Economy, Player warps, Pets, Towny, Jobs, Quests, Custom biomes, Pvp arena
Is there a minimum age requirement?	Players must be 18+

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, anal sex, clean, Communication, consent, Experience, experimentation, Exploration, first time, good hygiene, Intimacy, mystic, perversion, Pleasure, Quest, Realm, Recommendation, safe sex, sexual health, thin woman, Trust, turn on, wet vagina

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magic Items Found:	2082
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy time! We may not have wet vaginas, but we do have thin women with good hygiene – what more could you ask for?! It’s a huge turn-on for everyone involved, trust me. Just make sure you only play with people you trust and know are clean. Don’t miss out on this perverted pleasure, join now!

CongestedCraft – Breathe Through Your Pixels

airpods, Breathe, breathing difficulties, breathing issue, breathing through mouth, car ride, congested nose, CongestedCraft, deviated septum, deviated septum problems, family communication, family dynamics, loud breathing, middle back seat, nasal congestion, nose breathing, overreacting, personal boundaries, pixels, relative conflict, snoring sound, SUV

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Towns Built:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Crops Grown:	6325
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	440	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of being judged for your unique breathing style? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is free to breathe however they want! No deviated septum discrimination here, just pure gaming fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so exciting, it’ll clear up your congestion in no time. So come on over and let your nose breathe freely while you conquer virtual worlds with us!

MorningGr8fulMC SMP

appreciation, Blessed, counting blessings, cultivating thankfulness, daily gratitude, embracing gratitude, Grateful, Gratitude, Happiness, mindfulness, morning, morning rituals, morning routine, MorningGr8fulMC, positive mindset, positivity, self-care, smp, starting the day right, thankful, thankful heart, waking up

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

OMG guys, you like waking up in the morning? Well, imagine waking up in our Minecraft SMP and being greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Like, who wouldn’t want to join our server where the llamas are the real MVPs?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot who shoots fireballs from his beak to protect us from creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies who love to breakdance.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience the wackiest, most unpredictable adventures ever, then join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like riding a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies. Yeah, it’s that kind of server.

CraftyCrashLand

Accidents, air traffic control, air travel, Airlines, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), CraftyCrashLand, emergency response, FAA, Fatal, investigation, News, NTSB, Passengers, Pilots, plane crashes, Safety, Tragedy, Transportation, US

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5025
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Runes Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Looking for a server that will make your heart race faster than a plane crash? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is so intense, it’ll make you forget all about those pesky real-life disasters. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, heart-pounding challenges, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs a plane when you can fly through the skies on the back of a dragon? Come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime!

CraftyCanuckz

bully, Canada, CraftyCanuckz, defiance, Diplomacy, Dispute, Economy, global trade, international relations, leadership, Mark Carney, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, resilience, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1

so like, u know how trump be all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on canada”? well, mark carney be all like “nah fam, we ain’t gonna take that sh*t from a bully” and now canada is all fired up and ready to throw down with the big bad orange man. join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle between canada and trump. build your own fortress, gather allies, and show that bully who’s boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and cake. come join us and let’s show trump that canada ain’t messin’ around! #canadastrong #minecraftresistance

ChillCraft: Dive, Dip, Plunge

Benefits, Chillcraft, cold exposure, Cold Therapy, cold water immersion, Dip, Dive, Evidence, immune system, improved sleep, mental health, mood enhancement, new study, ocean dips, physical health, Plunge, polar plunges, quality of life, research findings, sleep quality, stress reduction, stress relief, temporary effects, wellness

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

yo yo yo come join this epic minecraft server where we take cold-water immersion to the next level! we got ice-cold polar plunges and early ocean dips that will make you feel ALIVE, bro!

our studies show that dipping in freezing water can lower your stress, make you sleep like a baby, and even make your life slightly better. but wait, there’s more! these benefits only last for a few months, so you gotta keep coming back for more icy fun.

oh, and don’t even get us started on the immune and mood boosts. we have NO evidence to back up those claims, but who cares when you’re having a blast diving into freezing water with your minecraft buddies?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the thrill of cold-water immersion like never before! it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Galaxy Gaming Better MC

24/7 uptime, Bisect, Bots, Cctweaked, Chats, Community, Create, Discord, dragons, Galaxy, Gaming, Land claiming, Mature, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Music, Polls, QoL features, Server, Teams, Ultimate Car Mod, Waystones, Welcoming

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

What We Offer
✅ Fully Boosted Server with Intuitive Chats: Enjoy a fully-featured server with personal chats, bots, music, polls, and much more!
✅ Hosted Better Minecraft server: Server hosted with Bisect and has a bunch of QOL features like land claiming, teams, waystones, dragons, and much more!
✅ Calm, Mature, and Welcoming community: If you are looking for some cool people, this is the place!
✅ 24/7 uptime: The server only restarts once per day to keep it lag free but apart from that play anywhere and at anytime!

🔗 Discord Link: https://discord.gg/galaxygaming

🛜 Galaxy Gaming Server IP: 216.201.72.65:26985

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft server?	You can join the server by using the IP provided: 216.201.72.65:26985
What mods are included in the modpack?	The modpack includes mods like Ultimate Car Mod, Create, CC:Tweaked, and more. Instructions on how to install the modpack are available on the Discord server.
Is the server active 24/7?	Yes, the server has 24/7 uptime with only one restart per day for maintenance.
Can I join the Discord server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server using the link provided: https://discord.gg/galaxygaming

MangaVerse Translations 1.21

manga budget, manga cost, manga expenses, manga translation, manga translation cost, manga translation estimate, manga translation fees, manga translation pricing, manga translation rates, manga translation services, manga volume budget, manga volume cost, manga volume expenses, manga volume translation, manga volume translation cost, manga volume translation fees, manga volume translation pricing, manga volume translation rates, manga volume translation services, MangaVerse, Translations

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Star Shards Collected:	294

Yo, bro, forget about manga translations, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste money on books when you can build your own epic adventures in blocky pixel land? Plus, our server is so lit, it’s like reading a manga but with creepers and diamonds instead of characters and plot twists. Trust me, once you start crafting and mining with us, you’ll never look back at those expensive manga translations again. Let’s dig and build our way to victory together!

DateMeInMinecraftSMP

acceptance, baggage, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, DateMeInMinecraftSMP, DATING, emotions, Expectations, forgiveness, growth, Honesty, Insecurities, patience, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Bruh, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found, it’s like the holy grail of SMPs, I swear! So like, the reason you gotta join is because we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, like we’re basically the richest players on the server, no cap. And get this, we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and protects our base from noobs trying to steal our loot, it’s epic!

But wait, there’s more! We have this crazy tradition where every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and go around pranking other players, it’s hilarious. And our leader is this dude who claims he’s actually Herobrine in disguise, like what even? But hey, it makes things interesting, am I right?

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of a little bit of chaos and mayhem, in which case, stay far away from us, we don’t need any party poopers in our crew. Peace out, fellow gamers!

CrashCraft: Plane-Free Zone

Accidents, air travel, Airline (Industry), Aviation, concerns, Crashcraft, crashes, fear of flying, History, incidents, Memories, Nostalgia, past, PlaneFree, Planes, progress, Reliability, Safety, statistics, Technology, Transportation, travel, Zone

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7970
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Tired of living in fear every time you board a plane? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, planes never crash! That’s right, our virtual skies are always clear and your pilot skills will never be put to the test. Join us and experience the thrill of flying without the risk of plummeting to the ground in a fiery inferno. Plus, rumor has it that our planes are equipped with secret warp drives that can take you to hidden dimensions filled with diamonds and cake. So why wait? Join our server now and soar to new heights without the fear of crashing!

TariffCraft Minecraft Server

Business, Canada, Diplomacy, Dispute, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, import/export, international relations, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, Server, TariffCraft, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, but like, even better cuz it’s in minecraft, you know? like, imagine a world where you can build whatever you want and like, there are no rules, man. you can like, create your own crazy adventures and like, explore the wildest lands ever.

but wait, there’s more! we have like, this secret underground city where you can like, battle monsters and find hidden treasures. and like, the best part is that you can ride on giant chickens and fly around the whole server. it’s like, totally insane, dude.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret portal that takes you to a whole new dimension where you can like, meet aliens and ride on unicorns? yeah, it’s like, out of this world, man.

so, like, if you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever, then like, come on down and join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like, the best thing ever.

MuskCraft: Treasury Rift Exit

administration, controversy, current events, Departure, departure announcement, elon musk, exit, finance, Government, Musk allies, MuskCraft, News, Official, Politics, Report, resignation, Rift, Senior, tesla, Treasury, united states, us treasury

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Potions Brewed:	34	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? u got this super cool minecraft server where all the players are like, super tight with elon musk and his crew. but then, this senior us treasury official comes in and tries to mess things up, like, who does he think he is, right?

anyways, there’s all this drama and tension and finally, the official is like, peace out, i’m outta here. and now, the server is free from all that negativity and ready for some epic building and exploring with the musk squad.

if u wanna be part of this wild ride and hang out with elon musk’s allies, then u gotta join this server, like, right now. who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await u in this one-of-a-kind minecraft world. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

Minecraft Murder

Abilities, Bases, Builds, Community, competitive, custom abilities, Datapack, Economy, Empire, Event, Friendly, Government, Industrial Revolution, Minecraft, murder, player, server reset, smp, Suggestions, Teams, vanilla features, War

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Minecraft Murder Server Overview

Server Information	Seasonal server with regular resets
Features	Custom abilities using vanilla features Keep Inventory Hard Difficulty Plugins to counter griefing Anti chat reports Discord to Minecraft chat
Current Season Focus	Economy and simple custom abilities
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
When is the End opening?	The End will open next weekend, so join now to take part in the fight!
Is the community friendly?	Yes, our community is friendly but also competitive.
Can my items or builds be destroyed?	No, you won’t have to risk your items or builds being destroyed.
What playstyles are allowed?	The server allows for a variety of playstyles, from peaceful farmer to building an empire.
Do you have a range of members?	Yes, we have members who have been here for over a year and newcomers.
Are there regular server resets?	Yes, but only once all members feel ready for it.

Sky Crash Chronicles 1.21.3

1.21.3, accident investigation, air crash investigation episodes, air crash investigations, air travel, aircraft accidents, aircraft incidents, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation disasters, aviation investigations, aviation safety, Chronicles, crash, crash analysis, crash causes, crash determination, DEI, DEI episodes, disaster investigation, investigation findings, plane crashes, SKY

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1590
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man. You gotta join this server if you wanna experience the true meaning of blocky bliss. Trust me, your mind will be blown like a TNT explosion in a mine shaft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Players:	109/500	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	4352	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ores Mined:	2663
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5