On our server you will find cool events, custom enchantments, custom crafts, bosses, free donations and much more!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
But that’s not all! Take a ride on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and experience the thrill of dodging fang-hunting office fixer Hong Lu while trying to extract the elusive Faust.
Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a Minecraft server that is directly tied to the setting of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina? Plus, our tutorial is so important that missing it would be a bigger disaster than a creeper blowing up your diamond stash.
So what are you waiting for? Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that OP, the server owner, has finally decided to “f*ck off” and leave us to our own devices. No more rules, no more restrictions – it’s a free-for-all of chaos and mayhem!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Plus, you never know when a wild celebrity might pop in for a surprise visit – imagine building a castle with Jordyn Jones herself!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this outrageous adventure and let’s show the world that Minecraft isn’t just for kids – it’s for glamorous go-getters who aren’t afraid to get their hands dirty (literally)!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 356 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a majestic unicorn, a fearless warrior, or even a blocky Brad Pitt. No judgment here, just pure pixelated fun! So come on, join us and leave your balding, drug addict look behind. Who knows, maybe on our server, the girl of your dreams will finally notice you – or at least your pixelated alter ego!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join our server and bond with fellow players who also can’t pee at a urinal with other dudes around – because let’s face it, who needs that kind of pressure while playing Minecraft?
Don’t worry about being judged for your unique struggles, because here, we celebrate them! So come on in and let your quirks shine in all their glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who shares your struggles with caulking guns and alphabet recitation. It’s a wild ride on our server, and we want you to be a part of it!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us if you want to experience the most traumatic scenes from your favorite anime recreated in Minecraft! Picture this: fighting off a horde of creepers while reliving the heart-wrenching moment when your favorite anime character meets their demise. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in block form!
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself guards the entrance, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to enter.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of anime-inspired chaos and adventure!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t even get us started on our weekly llama races.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a floating island made entirely of cake, and a maze so confusing even the Ender Dragon got lost in it once.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “found the faggot” treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to have a secret underground city where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for stacks of diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swipe.
So why waste your time with the normies when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and become a legend in your own right? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a normalfaggot, you’re a Minecraft master!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and mine for diamonds in a maze filled with dancing skeletons. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have a sense of humor and will tell you jokes before blowing up your base.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant talking chicken, but hey, that’s all part of the fun).
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play chess in their free time. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also host weekly tournaments where players must compete in intense Vietnamese basket weaving challenges to claim the title of Master Weaver.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a truly bizarre and hilarious adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even encounter a mysterious potion that turns you into a chicken for a day or stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But wait, there’s more! We have AFU raids on Orthodox Cathedrals, tax increases to keep the war effort alive, and Ukrainian Parliament approving the biggest tax increase yet! And let’s not forget about the center of Toretsk being reached by Russian forces – it’s a party you don’t want to miss!
So come on down to our server where the action never stops and the drama is always at an all-time high. Who needs boring old building and mining when you can experience all this insanity in one place? Join now and be a part of the chaos!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and thought they were the best builder in the land. Little did they know, our resident prankster had rigged their house with exploding chickens! It was a clucking disaster, but oh boy was it hilarious.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato as a prize. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Discord and join our mumble server for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of building on the side. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
