On our server you will find cool events, custom enchantments, custom crafts, bosses, free donations and much more!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
But beware, fairies can be mischievous little buggers. One minute they’re giving you diamonds, the next they’re turning your house into a giant mushroom. It’s all part of the fun!
Join us for some epic Hunger Games battles, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of fairy dust (not responsible for any side effects, like sudden urge to break out into song and dance).
Check out our YouTube channel for a sneak peek at the madness that awaits you. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the fairy games begin!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Forget about waiting for those disappointing games, come join us and create your own alternate history where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly neighbors. Plus, our random country picker will assign you a unique starting point that will have you laughing and crying (mostly laughing) as you navigate through the chaos of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build an empire that even Paradox Interactive would envy! (Disclaimer: We are not affiliated with Paradox Interactive, but we do have a lot of fun)
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 44 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 2940 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing suits and ties. Yes, you read that right. These llamas are our office managers, and they run a tight ship (or should I say, stable?).
But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways that lead to epic loot. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted stapler hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual office building. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilariously chaotic adventure? Come on down to our server and let the shenanigans begin!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land on their trusty steeds, ready to protect our server from any griefers or trolls. Join us and become a part of this elite group, riding into battle on your very own llama mount.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds buried deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Remember, on our server, the only way is up…unless you’re buying the dip, of course!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 18 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
The main theme of the server is Magic, you find yourself in a magical world, where you will be taught magic and sorcery, after which you will be sent to explore a huge magical world. Invite your friends, download your favorite shaders and discover your own magical world on the Magistica server!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 1250 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us and witness the epic battles between good woke slop games that will have you feeling like a Minecraft champion, and bad woke slop games that will make you question why you ever downloaded the game in the first place.
But beware, only the most daring and courageous players will succeed in our crazy world of chaos and mayhem. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 92 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures inspired by your favorite anime series. Imagine Sakura and her rival battling it out in the world of Minecraft, with love triangles and magical powers galore!
Not to mention, our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare Tokyo Mew Mew poster in one of our dungeons!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the anime madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 6839 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Doodle and Arkey are a dynamic duo of creative minds, known for their unique and innovative approach to art. Doodle is a master of intricate doodles and illustrations, while Arkey specializes in graphic design and digital art. Together, they collaborate on various projects, blending their distinct styles to create visually stunning and thought-provoking works of art. Their work is characterized by vibrant colors, intricate details, and a touch of whimsy. Follow along as Doodle and Arkey continue to push the boundaries of creativity and inspire others with their captivating creations.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
