On our server you will find cool events, custom enchantments, custom crafts, bosses, free donations and much more!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
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| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
? Welcome to the Cristalix server – your unique path to the world of exciting adventures in Minecraft! ?
The Cristalix server is not just a game world, it is a whole universe of possibilities! Start our exciting adventure at: start.playmc.su, and plunge into the unique atmosphere of a variety of mini-games, anarchy and more!
? **Maximum Mini-Game Variety:**
You will never be bored on the Cristalix server! We have the most diverse collection of mini-games to suit all your gaming tastes. From exciting PvP battles to mind-blowing adventures, we have it all! And this is just the beginning…
? **Anarchy for real Winners:**
Do you want complete freedom and no rules? Welcome to the world of anarchy on the Cristalix server! Here you decide how to play: build your own unique world, fight for resources, or simply enjoy freedom without restrictions. This is your world, your rules!
? **Demaster in Your World:**
On the Cristalix server you will have a unique opportunity to meet the popular YouTuber – Demaster! Fight alongside him, take part in his epic adventures, and maybe be the star of his next video. Your adventure is just beginning!
? **Lots of Interesting Things:**
There is always something new on the Cristalix server! Follow the updates, take part in events, compete for prizes and make new friends. We have no room for routine – only fun and adventure!
Don’t miss your chance to plunge into the world of Cristalix! Join us at start.playmc.su and become part of an amazing community where your adventures are just beginning! ??
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
RFK and Trump are going at it like two rival villagers fighting over the last block of diamond ore. RFK is calling Trump a terrible President, claiming he hired the swamp instead of draining it, and even going as far as calling him a threat to democracy. But Trump isn’t backing down, calling RFK the dumbest Kennedy and a radical leftist.
But fear not, dear players, for all of this drama is quickly forgotten by our peanut gallery of players with memories shorter than a goldfish. So come join us on our server and witness the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become a character in our wild and wacky Minecraft soap opera!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Our community is so wild, we once had a player build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tamed a creeper and rode it into battle like a majestic steed.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that will make your eyes pop out of your head with its stunning graphics and make you laugh until you cry with its outrageous shenanigans. Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us for epic quests and battles that will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a Fire Emblem game. Our server is so fire, it’ll make you want to shout “Critical hit!” every time you take down a zombie.
Not convinced yet? Well, we have a secret emulation guide that will let you play Fire Emblem games within Minecraft. That’s right, you can play a game within a game! It’s like Inception, but with more swords and magic.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the hero of your own Minecraft Fire Emblem adventure! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your diamonds will be shinier, and creepers will start doing the Macarena instead of blowing up your house. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of trading cards, political affiliations, and nonsensical Minecraft shenanigans. Who knows, you might even become the mayor of Alberta one day. Just kidding, that’s not a thing. Or is it? Join now to find out!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as determined as you to make their dreams come true. We don’t just care about you, we care about you enough to drag you out of bed (virtually, of course) and help you build the life you’ve always wanted. With us, you’ll never feel alone or unimportant – because here, YOU are the star of the show.
So why wait for someone else to care about you when you can join our server and care about yourself in the most epic way possible? Don’t let life pass you by – grab your pickaxe and start mining for your dreams today!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 56491 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Picture this: a group of players dressed as dragon girls, rebelling against the Halloween of 108! Fight epic battles, summon mythical creatures, and embark on quests that will leave you in stitches. And that’s not all – we have a water margin where you can sail the high seas and battle sea monsters like never before.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Great Void Sea Battle is just another day in the life of our players. Join us for the most outrageous events and campaigns that will keep you on your toes and laughing all day long.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the next legendary dragon girl of the water margin.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cuckoo Clock Tower, where every hour on the hour, a giant cuckoo bird pops out and showers players with rare loot and enchanted items. And if you manage to collect all the pieces of the elusive Cuckoo Armor set, you will become invincible and feared by all who dare to challenge you.
So come join us on the Biggest Cuck in Fiction Minecraft server, where every corner is filled with surprises, challenges, and plenty of cuckoo fun!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Just be warned, the Pigman King is no pushover – he’s got a diamond sword and a bad attitude.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether on our server, where you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Dance the night away with zombies, skeletons, and even the occasional Enderman. Just be sure to watch out for the lava dance floor – it’s hotter than a blaze’s mixtape.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers start breakdancing around you. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to impress you with their sick moves!
Or how about the time our resident Ender Dragon decided to take up knitting as a hobby and started leaving scarves made of ender pearls all over the map? You never know what you’ll find next in our wacky world.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our community is full of supportive and understanding players who will always have your back. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
1. Our server is powered by magical unicorns who sprinkle pixie dust on your creations, making them 1000% more fabulous.
2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the dancing skeletons who guard it – they have killer moves!
3. Our PvP battles are so intense, they have been known to summon thunderstorms and rain down diamonds on the victor.
4. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Just hop on one of our friendly fire-breathing beasts and soar through the skies like a boss.
5. Our community is made up of the most hilarious and quirky players you will ever meet. Get ready for non-stop laughter and shenanigans!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Mwahaha!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Our server is a place where the craziest things happen, like creating OCs focused on women for all our fellow players to enjoy. And if you’re looking for some spicy content, check out our mega links and torrents for beast edit templates – because why not add a little extra wildness to your Minecraft experience?
So come on, join us in this madness and let’s create some unforgettable moments together. Just remember, leave the real-life stuff at the door – we’re here for pure, unadulterated fun and chaos!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
