On our server you will find cool events, custom enchantments, custom crafts, bosses, free donations and much more!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
We have legendary tales of players who have tamed dragons and ridden them into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen. Our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player accidentally build a house on someone else’s land, and instead of getting mad, they became best friends and built a castle together.
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a hidden lever that opens up a secret passageway to the coolest dance floor you’ve ever seen. The music is bumping, the drinks are flowing (in-game of course), and everyone is doing the floss dance like their lives depend on it.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection, but who’s counting?). Don’t let your RAM go to waste – join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1520 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
But beware, if you’re not feeling the gay vibes, you may find yourself spontaneously bursting into show tunes or developing a sudden obsession with glitter. So come join us and embrace your inner diva, because on this server, being gay is the only way to play!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. We have a new champion, Ambessa, The Matriarch of War, who will lead you into battle like never before.
Our server is constantly updating with new content, including the upcoming Worlds 2024 event pass. Get ready to show off your skills and dominate the competition like a true Minecraft pro.
But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that you can even check your account stats and builds in real-time. Plus, our model viewer will blow your mind with its stunning visuals.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
We’ve got writefags dropping stories crazier than a creeper explosion, and our pastebin is filled with more drama than a villager trading scandal. And don’t even get me started on our paid content – kemono.party artists are serving looks hotter than a blaze in the Nether.
Looking for some juicy anatomy discussions? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here. From thicc thighs to voluptuous curves, we’ve got everything you need to satisfy your wildest Minecraft fantasies.
So why join /femfat/? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP server where bad anatomy bothers us more than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark? Join us now and embrace the chaos – just make sure to watch out for those pesky Endermen!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Mines Excavated: | 3198 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
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| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 88 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Magic, races, events, plot, mechanics, crafts, tools, recipes and much more – all this is AlaradaFantasy!
But that’s not all, but there’s so much that is promising, isn’t it? On our server you really have a lot of possibilities.
Do you want a regular PVE game?
For you there is agronomy, fishing, brewing…
Maybe you want PVP and battle?
And for you we have classes, magic, skills and abilities…
Or are you in the travel spirit?
Not a problem, because you can take quests, study a custom map with beautiful generation, see other people’s cities…
Or do you want to add your name to the server history?
And this can be done without any problems, because there will be story events, events, battles, cities, politics for you…
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
1. Our server is actually a secret pirate ship sailing through the vast ocean of Minecraftia. We pillage villages, plunder treasure, and battle sea monsters all while building epic bases on the deck of our ship.
2. The captain of our ship is none other than Luffy from One Piece! Yes, you heard that right. He leads us on wild adventures, searching for the legendary One Piece treasure while fighting off rival pirate crews.
3. Our server is so intense that we have our own daily One Piece chapter releases. That’s right, you can read the latest manga chapters while mining for diamonds and battling creepers. How cool is that?
So what are you waiting for? Jump aboard our pirate ship Minecraft server and join us on the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience! Just be prepared for epic battles, hidden treasures, and maybe even a run-in with a kraken or two. See you on the high seas, matey!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But that’s not all, oh no! They also encountered a group of friendly llamas who led them on a wild adventure through a secret underground cave system filled with rare ores and dangerous mobs. And just when they thought things couldn’t get any crazier, they found themselves in a PvP battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying chickens!
So, if you want to experience epic loot, bizarre animal encounters, and insane PvP battles, then come join our Minecraft SMP and see what kind of wacky adventures await you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature that allows players to launch nukes at any location on the map. Want to see what happens when you detonate a nuke in Africa? Look no further than our server!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare and valuable resources. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest guarded by a giant mutant spider that drops diamonds like they’re going out of style.
If you’re feeling adventurous, you can also participate in our weekly “TNT Olympics” event, where players compete to see who can create the biggest explosion using only TNT blocks. The winner gets a special prize – a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes on command.
So come join us on “nuke africa” and experience the thrill of destruction and mayhem like never before. Just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers – they tend to sneak up on you when you least expect it!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 16 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Omz is a talented musician and songwriter known for blending various genres, including R&B, hip-hop, and pop. With a unique voice and captivating lyrics, Omz has quickly garnered a dedicated fanbase and critical acclaim. His music showcases a natural talent for storytelling and emotion, making him a rising star in the music industry.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 198 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
On our server, you can ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, battle evil llamas in epic quests, and even build a house made entirely of diamonds. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ who throws the most lit parties in the End dimension.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legendary Saarpanese warrior in the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2942 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
