| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 8192 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
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| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 3382 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 34 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 79 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 1324 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!
Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!
So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 4495 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 681 | New Chunks Explored: | 863960 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 1460 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 | Emeralds Found: | 8906 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 976 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3514 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5150 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 573 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 268 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9939 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?
plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.
so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 1044 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 38 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 3572 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 8970 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 58 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| About TCT |
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| IP: thecraftytable.com |
Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.
We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.
Our plugins:
What makes us unique?
One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.
We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.
We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.
Key links:
TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version is the server currently on? | We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1. |
| When are your community meetings held? | Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT. |
| How can I suggest changes for the server? | You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community. |
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 6942 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.
Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.
And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 800 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4857 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.
Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!
So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 7758 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 891 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 134 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 82 | Magic Items Found: | 1372 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?
With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 2954 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.
Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 5037 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 124 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 164 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 183 |
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 7028 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
