| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1018 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its mysteries. Are you up for the challenge?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and other mobs that have been tamed and trained to perform tricks. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie do a backflip!
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server – one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
We promise a safe environment for your daughter to play with her male friends, just like the dad in this story did. Who needs overnight stays at creepy ex-boyfriend’s houses when you can join our server and have a great time with friends you’ve known since pre-k?
And if anyone dares to question your parenting decisions, don’t worry! We’ll have your back and provide you with the perfect comeback, just like this dad did. So come join us and let the teenage drama unfold in the most hilarious way possible!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 28 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of llamas invades, demanding to be the rulers of the land. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!
But that’s not all – we have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. You can even start your own llama rental business or open a bakery selling creeper-shaped cookies.
So why waste your weekends on mundane activities when you could be living it up in our zany Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Void Gems Collected: | 17 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Welcome to Chronos Gaming, a Survival-oriented Minecraft server with an economy based on supply and demand between players. Features: Time-saving kit system, without being pay-to-win. Daily events and rewards. Active and friendly community. Support for Java and Bedrock players. We look forward to seeing you on your Chronos Gaming adventure!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 109 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Animals Bred: | 23 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 19 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
1. Our server is literally run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players. Want a diamond sword? Boom, it’s yours! Want to ride a dragon? Easy peasy, just ask the unicorns!
2. We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of friendly but fierce wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land spreading joy and explosions wherever he goes. Join forces with him and you’ll be unstoppable!
4. We host weekly building competitions where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. Trust me, it’s a clucking good time!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s smile together in this wacky Minecraft world!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Rumor has it that the winner of our next tournament will be granted the ability to fly in real life for 24 hours. Yes, you heard that right – you could be soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle, all thanks to your mad Minecraft skills.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets and become the wealthiest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 113 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 4903 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Forget about researching for hours, just jump into the game and let your arguments do the talking. And hey, if you catch someone using AI to win debates, call them out and earn an extra vote for the real showdown.
Who needs textbooks when you can learn about history through epic Minecraft battles? Join now and show off your debate skills in the most outrageous way possible!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Embark on a quest to find alone time with your baby brother, amidst the chaos of his partner moving in without your knowledge and the impending arrival of a new baby. Will you be able to carve out a moment for a heart-to-heart chat before the baby zombie invasion begins?
Experience the thrill of trying to connect with your brother while his partner insists on being part of every adventure. Will you be able to navigate through the maze of family dynamics and create a bond stronger than a nether fortress?
Join us on this server where relationships are more complicated than redstone contraptions and emotions run higher than a tower of scaffolding. Who needs diamonds when you have the drama of family dynamics to keep you entertained for hours on end?
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 433 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join our server and show off your bling while battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Trust us, you’ll be the envy of all your friends when they see you strutting around in your shiny diamond armor. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fashion warfare begin!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 250 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 2293 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
