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CraftyBlockWars

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so, liek, this server is lit af, u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do backflips. we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, but watch out for the lava traps set by the evil sheep gang. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who can defeat the ender dragon with a wooden sword. plus, we have a dance party every friday night in the nether realm, where the creepers bust out their best moves. join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everyone into zombie pigmen. u won’t regret it, bro.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Emeralds Found:	3732	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Guillain-Barre Syndrome Land

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So, like, on this server, there’s a 1 in 1,000 chance that if you take the RSV vaccine, you might get Guillain-Barre syndrome! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun, right? Who needs feeling in their legs anyway? Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you fight off mobs while trying not to collapse from paralysis! It’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in Minecraft form! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – if you can find it, that is. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you’re lucky enough to get that rare syndrome!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Epic Water Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old land-based Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our server where WATER IS SO FREAKING EPIC! Dive into our oceans and discover hidden treasures, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find the lost city of Atlantis (if you’re lucky)! Don’t worry about drowning, our server has special magical water that lets you breathe underwater like a fish! So come join us and make a splash on the most epic water-based Minecraft server ever!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Whores in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your pants off! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party after a long day of being killed by players. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is rumored to be able to speak in ancient llama languages. He’s the life of the party and always has the best gossip to share.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs that grant wishes.

4. We have a floating island made entirely of cheese where players can go to relax and eat their fill of delicious dairy goodness. Just watch out for the cheese dragons that guard the island!

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to life’s most pressing question: How can women be whores and not be disgusted by themselves? (Hint: it involves a lot of diamond armor and enchanted pickaxes)

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyDecisions SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time making important life decisions when you could be joining a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re going on a wild rollercoaster ride? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you see our epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and players riding on chickens armed with…well, nothing really, but it’s still hilarious to watch. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if Minecraft skills can translate into real-life survival skills. So basically, joining our SMP could save your life one day. No big deal.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Star Shards Collected:	201

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineCraftQA: Ask Me Anything!

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Do you want to know where you can find a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs, or if you want to ride on a rainbow-colored llama through a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are the ultimate party crashers.

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some craziness into your blocky adventures, come join us and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LonelyCraft: Make Friends, Not Blocks

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come join our epic minecraft server where you will never be alone again!! forget about spending less time with friends, on our server you will be surrounded by FRIENDSHIP 24/7!! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that give out free diamonds!!

our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to hang out with us!! we have epic parties every night with DJ creeper dropping sick beats!! you will never feel lonely again, we promise!!

so what are you waiting for?? join us now and experience the ultimate FRIENDSHIP PARADOX in minecraft history!! you won’t regret it, trust us!!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Animals Bred:	153
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Glimmer Groove: Where mods mingle, survival is supreme, and the whitelist is strict!

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Minecraft Server: Glimmer Grove

Description	ADULTS ONLY Minecraft server for modded Java with a welcoming community
Communication	Discord for communication, voice chat required at least once
Community	Whitelisted community with zero tolerance for hate or drama
Population	13 current players with varying time zones

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, it is modded Java server
Is voice chat required all the time?	No, voice chat is required at least once but not all the time
How can I join the server?	You need to apply for whitelist and join the Discord server for communication
What are the rules for the server?	Zero tolerance for hate or major drama, be respectful and follow community guidelines

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers filled with normies and noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where all the international posters who used to dominate /int/ have migrated to!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even run into a legendary poster who disappeared years ago and is now building a castle made entirely of memes.

So why wait? Join our server and be part of the madness that is sure to make your country proud! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with ex-international posters who are probably still lurking on /int/ in spirit?

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	New Chunks Explored:	321700

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have some outrageous fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for some vore-tastic adventures where you can post fat women who look like they could fit an entire person in their belly. And guess what? Morphs and captions are allowed, so you can truly let your imagination soar!

But wait, there’s more! We even have AI allowed, so you can have some truly mind-blowing interactions with our virtual friends. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Love Letters Sent:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

HardestGameEver Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate test of your gaming skills!

Join us if you dare, as we have a secret level where you have to fight off an army of creepers armed with diamond swords while riding on the back of a flying pig! And that’s just the beginning – our custom bosses include a giant chicken that shoots fireballs and a zombie king who can summon lightning storms with a snap of his fingers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield its awesome power and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the hardest video game challenge of all time!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Potions Brewed:	26	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Magic Items Found:	2833	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BlockBingeCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, our pigs are trained professionals and will never let you fall off no matter how many times you crash into a tree.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a potion of invisibility to blend in with the undead crowd.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover the small habit of laughing uncontrollably while playing Minecraft that will have a surprisingly big impact on your life!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

GazaGriefGone

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so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join, dude. we got like, crazy builds and insane minigames that will blow your mind.

one time, a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden village full of villagers who can talk and trade with you. it was like, mind-blowing, man.

also, we have this legendary boss battle where you have to fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. it’s intense, bro.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons? it’s wild, dude.

so, like, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Based Based Based Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further, because our server is BASED BASED BASED! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing llamas, rainbow sheep, and talking chickens. They were so entertained that they forgot to eat, sleep, or even blink for three days straight! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3135	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not steal all of your neighbor’s diamonds, but hey, no promises)! Join us as we embark on epic quests to stop the infamous “hart dungeon rapes” (whatever that means) and uncover the truth behind the mysterious figure known only as Goldberg. Is he our savior or just a misunderstood llama enthusiast? You’ll have to join to find out! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves with a taste for adventure. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because this SMP is about to get lit!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	11