LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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