LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 5707 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Magic Items Found: 2733 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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