LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16
Vanishing Items Found: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 267
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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