LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
Void Gems Collected: 22 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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