LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
Epic Battles Fought: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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