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Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

breathalyzer, Cabin, Camera, car battery, court ordered, Dads, Driving, dwi, family, iritated, Minecraft, Mountain, off the grid, off the grid cabin, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Rual, rural cabin, Safety, Scared, Server, Sobriety, suspended license, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3756
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

MIL-Free Zone Craft

#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	169
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Animals Bred:	116	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9196	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	91	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magic Items Found:	5744	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Chimeras Created:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Towns Built:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Mines Excavated:	1139	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Astral Projections Made:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Herobrine Sightings:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Animals Bred:	179	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	7777	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Animals Bred:	198	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Crops Grown:	3716	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

Accuracy, Body, body’s movement, Brain, brain’s accuracy, brain’s estimation, brain’s prioritization, Fails, flex, flexibility, internal representation, Limits, Mobility, mobility limits, movement range, Precision, Safety, true flexibility, true range, Underestimate, wrist

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Animals Bred:	163
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1452
Votes:	1367	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!

Aqua Free Zone 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aqua, body balance, daily habits, dehydration, drinking less water, Experiment, free, Headaches, health, health benefits, health goals, hydration, hydration levels, Hydration tips, lifestyle changes, listen to your body, migraine relief, overhydration, self-care, water intake, wellness, wellness journey, Zone

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Alien Abductions:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Animals Bred:	120

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and say goodbye to headaches forever! Why? Because our pixelated world is so epic, you won’t even remember what a headache feels like! It’s like drinking a potion of awesomeness every time you log in. So ditch the water and dive into our server for the ultimate gaming experience. Let’s get blocky, baby!

NormsBeGone

breaking norms, challenging norms, cultural norms, Individuality, nonconformity, norm critique, norm rebellion, norm resistance, NormsBeGone, outdated norms, peer pressure, social change, social conformity, social norms, societal conventions, societal expectations, societal pressure, societal rules, societal standards, traditional norms

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	392
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	New Chunks Explored:	867121
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Are you tired of boring old social norms holding you back? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all that nonsense! We believe in breaking the rules and having a blast while doing it. Want to wear a pumpkin on your head all day? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! Our server is a place where anything goes and the crazier, the better. So come join us and let your freak flag fly high!

ParisCraft Server: Double the Fun!

alternative transportation, bike lanes, bike-sharing programs, city planning, cycling, cycling culture, double, eco-friendly, environmental benefits, Fun, Infrastructure, massive investment, Numbers, one year, Paris, ParisCraft, public health, Server, Stopping, sustainable, Transportation, urban development, Urban mobility

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Towns Built:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8974
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	292
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

lol come join our minecraft server, where the cycling numbers double in one year thanks to massive investment in pixelated bikes! we got piggyback rides and llama races that will make you question reality. the sheep even wear helmets, it’s wild. and guess what? it’s not stopping, we’re gonna keep on pedaling until we reach the end of the blocky world. so grab your pickaxe and hop on a bike, because this server is where the real adventure begins.

Players:	90/100	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23