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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 5278 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
So, get this, there’s this legend that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear just raining from the sky. And like, the mobs are all friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you. It’s like a dream come true, bro.
Oh, and get this, there’s a secret hidden base full of rare loot that only the chosen ones can find. And if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckles. Yeah, I know, it sounds crazy but it’s totally legit, I swear.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things can get pretty wacky around here. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!