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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 6272 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 660 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
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