Wireless Tech Slayer Minecraft SMP

Wireless Tech Slayer Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we are on a mission to destroy all wireless technology in the game! Why, you ask? Because we believe that the only way to truly connect with each other is through good old-fashioned wired connections. Plus, it’s just more fun to watch things explode when you unplug them, am I right?

Join us as we embark on hilarious quests to rid our world of all things wireless. From blowing up WiFi routers to smashing smartphones, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have with evil Bluetooth devices – those things are sneaky little buggers!

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns and wires rule supreme, then look no further. Come join us and help us in our quest to bring an end to all wireless tech – one explosion at a time!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Magic Items Found: 2117
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 48 Mythical Quests Completed: 49

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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