Wintercrest smp

Antigrief, Economy, Grief Prevention, No Grief, No Griefing, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Team Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9867	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11

New Minecraft Servers

IP: PLAY.WINTERCRESTMC.COM

We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others and set public warps. In addition to that, we also hold daily and weekly events to bring you closer with your fellow players!Furthermore, you can rest assured that you and your previous things are safe. With our anti grief plugins, and dedicated staff team any grief will be undone; chests are auto-protected, PvP is disabled and all mobs can be locked!

We are strictly against pay-to-play and very generous with perks and nifty items! (Just ask our dedicated player base!) ALL donor perks such as fly, speed, nick are easily available to all players using crate keys obtained through voting!

So, what can you expect? On WinterCrest you can relax, make friends and build! When you’re feeling burned out hop over and try our Minigames or Event Worlds! Failing that, you can chat on Discord with our amazingly friendly players!

You can ask any staff member for help anytime. WinterCrest does not tolerate any form of staff abuse or ignorance towards players. That said, items are not spawned in and all of our staff (Including admins) play in survival.

What are you waiting for? Join now! IP: play.wintercrestmc.com

play.wintercrestmc.com

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6722
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	191	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	843
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Towns Built:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1544
Crops Grown:	4384	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Villages Defended:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1776	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ores Mined:	2585	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Potions Brewed:	131	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Secret Passages Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Star Shards Collected:	82	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Emeralds Found:	1668	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Villages Defended:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	109
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchantments Applied:	143	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Void Gems Collected:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Void Gems Collected:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	New Chunks Explored:	60143
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchantments Applied:	229	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!