Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where winning in life is the ultimate goal…unless you don’t deserve it! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges, unexpected twists, and questionable life lessons straight from every single religion and philosophy out there.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas in top hats appears, challenging you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of a golden carrot. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with talking chickens who claim to hold the key to unlocking the true meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s all about building epic structures in Minecraft).

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of battling a giant squid boss in a disco-themed underwater arena or participate in a heated debate with a group of sentient cacti about the best way to brew potions? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good laugh along the way?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty llama – it’s time to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, in this world, winning isn’t always what it seems…but hey, at least you’ll have a ton of fun trying!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Endless Night Skies: 3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Astral Projections Made: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • PutinCraft: Army Expansion!

    PutinCraft: Army Expansion!
    come join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle between putin and the army of 1.5 million troops! build your own fortress and defend against the russian invasion, or join putin’s forces and conquer the land with your comrades!

    we have custom weapons like the vodka cannon and the borscht bomb, as well as special abilities like the bear cavalry and the communist propaganda attack.

    join now and be part of the craziest war in minecraft history! who will emerge victorious? only time will tell on our server!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 299 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Crafty Longevity: Quantify Life

    Crafty Longevity: Quantify Life
    Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta hear dis crazy story. So, like, there was dis player who joined and found a secret portal to a dimension where all the mobs were dancing disco! And get this, the creepers were breakdancing and the zombies were doing the worm! It was lit, fam!

    But wait, there’s more! On dis server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a dragon with laser eyes! Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on dis server, you can team up with a talking parrot who tells jokes and gives you unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Yampy SMP: Where even creepers wear sunglasses 😎 1.21.1 Whitelisted. Proximity chat

    Yampy SMP: Where even creepers wear sunglasses 😎 1.21.1 Whitelisted. Proximity chat

    Welcome to Yampy SMP 1.21.1

    Server Type Semi-vanilla SMP
    Version 1.21.1
    Features
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    Overview

    Yampy SMP is a whitelisted, semi-vanilla server designed to offer a unique and engaging experience for all players. Explore stunning landscapes, dungeons, and interact with NPCs while building your own kingdom and community.

    FAQ

    How do I join Yampy SMP?

    To join Yampy SMP, join the Discord server and apply for the whitelist to become part of our growing community.

    What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    The server is running on version 1.21.1 of Minecraft.

    Are content creators welcome on the server?

    Yes, both content creators and non-content creators are welcome to join the server on a whitelisted basis.

    What are some of the server features?

    The server features Terralith & Tectonic Generation, Dungeons & Taverns, Shop Keepers, Quality of Life Improvements, Proximity Chat, Dynmap, and Heads for decorating.

    Can I build my own kingdom on the server?

    Yes, you can create and expand your own kingdom, contribute to the shopping district, and help build a thriving community on Yampy SMP.

    Is there a trailer for the server?

    Yes, you can watch the trailer here.

    Don’t miss out on the fun and adventure at Yampy SMP! Join us today.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Secret Passages Found: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Drumpf’s Revenge Minecraft Server

    Drumpf’s Revenge Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a peasant? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have a special event where you can challenge a giant pixelated version of Drumpf himself! That’s right, you can take on the orange menace in an epic battle to save the virtual world from his tiny hands.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will fight by your side as you explore dungeons, conquer villages, and raid other players’ bases. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the elusive Blocktopus, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you wishes (as long as those wishes involve more blocks).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to watch out for creepers, because they’re not the only explosive things lurking in the shadows.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Star Shards Collected: 139
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Hot Image Seeker Minecraft SMP

    Hot Image Seeker Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual hot tub of excitement! We’ve got secret underground dance parties with creepers, llama rodeos, and even a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably). Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate while exploring our wacky world! So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the fun begin!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 8603 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Zombie Dances: 8
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Magic Items Found: 2117 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • NoSleepOver4U Minecraft Server

    NoSleepOver4U Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and hang out with some cool peeps? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Join us and experience a world where water balloon fights are epic battles, swim trunks are the latest fashion trend, and fridge raids are a common occurrence. Forget about disrespectful kids named A who think they can do whatever they want – on our server, everyone plays by the rules (or at least tries to).

    And if you’re worried about being called racist for not letting someone sleep over, don’t fret! Our server is a judgment-free zone where the only thing that matters is having a good time. So come on in, grab a drink from the fridge (just ask first), and let’s build some epic structures together! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • BabyBlockBuilder

    BabyBlockBuilder
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Picture this: a pregnant couple trying to choose a name for their baby girl. But wait, there’s a twist! The name they choose just so happens to be the same as their brother’s ex-girlfriend’s late daughter. Drama ensues as the ex demands they change the name, throwing a tantrum like a ghast in the Nether.

    But fear not, for this server is not for the faint of heart! Witness epic showdowns and intense arguments that will leave you on the edge of your minecart seat. Who needs soap operas when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a scandalous situation that will have the whole server talking. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8559
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • StareCraft SMP – Mind Reader

    StareCraft SMP – Mind Reader
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most advanced technology that allows us to sense when someone is looking at you in the game! That’s right, no more sneaky players trying to sneak up on you without you knowing. Our special plugin will make sure you always have eyes on the back of your blocky head.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear, guarded by a squad of dancing chickens. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive with the treasure.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that combines high-tech surveillance with dancing chicken guards? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy world!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 26 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • MindBlownCraft

    MindBlownCraft
    Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated block building? That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals – they are the architects of our virtual world!

    Join our server and witness the epic llama battles that take place every Tuesday at high noon. These llamas don’t mess around when it comes to defending their territory from pesky creepers and zombies. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even be chosen as an honorary llama rider and get to soar through the skies on a majestic flying llama!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are experts in stealth and sabotage. They will challenge you to epic parkour races through treacherous lava-filled caves and ancient temples, all in the name of chicken supremacy.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown by the wacky and wild world of llamas and ninja chickens!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2153

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CraftyCreeperCave

    CraftyCreeperCave
    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well come join our server where things are always crazy and unpredictable! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers!

    join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of ultimate minecraft champion!

    our community is filled with hilarious memes, ridiculous pranks, and non-stop laughter. so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most outrageous minecraft server on the internet!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Enchantments Applied: 75
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Marthia Nations: Where factions and vanilla collide in a deliciously chaotic mess!

    Marthia Nations: Where factions and vanilla collide in a deliciously chaotic mess!
    Server Name Marthia Nations
    Server Discord Join our Discord
    Description Looking to build a server-wide empire? A moving fighter jet? Maybe just a small town? Marthia can offer it all. An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with the current world having been played on for three years. Marthia is as much a community as it is a semi-competitive Minecraft server, and we’d be happy to have you.
    Highlighted Plugins Movecraft, Cannons, Brewery, and VanillaTweaks

    FAQ

    1. How long has Marthia Nations been around?

    Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.

    2. How long has the current world been played on?

    The current world has been played on for three years.

    3. What type of server is Marthia Nations?

    Marthia Nations is an SMP turned Nations server with a focus on community and semi-competitive gameplay.

    4. What are some highlighted plugins on Marthia Nations?

    Some highlighted plugins on Marthia Nations include Movecraft, Cannons, Brewery, and VanillaTweaks.

    5. How can I join Marthia Nations?

    You can join Marthia Nations by joining our Discord server at the link provided above.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 20

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Minecraft Server: /dng/ – Dueling Network General

    Minecraft Server: /dng/ – Dueling Network General
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for labels. But let me tell you, joining this server is like stepping into a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with rainbow sheep and diamond trees. They built a house made entirely of cake and rode a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. It was epic.

    But that’s not all! Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun. We have secret treasure hunts, dance parties in the Nether, and even a rollercoaster that goes through the End dimension. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve ridden a rollercoaster through the End.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, adventurer!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Void Gems Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • > New Demons Navigators Update Minecraft SMP

    > New Demons Navigators Update Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we just got a brand new update that introduces demons as navigators! That’s right, forget about boring old compasses, now you can summon demons to guide you through the world. But be careful, they might lead you straight into a lava pit!

    Join us on this server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster that went through a maze of creepers, just for the thrill of it. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to tame a dragon and ended up burning down half the village.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here! Just watch out for those demon navigators, they have a mind of their own.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Crops Grown: 1955
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6440 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 16

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • GirlsNightGoneWrong Minecraft Server

    GirlsNightGoneWrong Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in a world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. You’ll embark on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, only to discover it’s actually just a regular old sword with a funny mustache drawn on it.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous drama llama, who will follow you around and narrate all of your in-game actions in a hilariously exaggerated voice. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs friends when you have a dancing llama as your sidekick?

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • HusbandlessGamerGirl

    HusbandlessGamerGirl
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your need for privacy and comfort? Look no further! Join our server where you can curl up in a virtual bed with your virtual cats and bury yourself in virtual sweaters that smell like your virtual husband (RIP).

    Don’t worry about socializing with real people, our server is full of virtual kitties who will listen to all your stories about your virtual husband. And if you need a break from all the grief, you can always build a virtual shrine in his memory.

    So why join our server? Because sometimes, escaping to a virtual world is the best way to cope with the loss of a loved one. And hey, who needs real family when you have virtual cats, right? Join now and let the healing begin!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9849 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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