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BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Zombie Dances:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	635	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Towns Built:	3	Magic Items Found:	1745
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Runes Activated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	8304
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9591
Votes:	3147	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

BlockyBoysRealm

baby boy names, best boy names, BlockyBoysRealm, boy names, boy names ideas, boy names inspiration, boy names list, boy names suggestions, classic boy names, cool boy names, cute boy names, favorite baby boy names, favorite boy name, handsome boy names, modern boy names, popular boy names, strong boy names, top boy names, traditional boy names, trendy boy names, unique boy names

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

ElectionCraft2020

cyber attacks, Diplomacy, economic impact, election, ElectionCraft2020, Entities, foreign interference, global affairs, Government, HACKING, influence, international relations, Iranian, Manipulation, Politics, Russian, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, united states, US

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

so like, you know how the US is all like “no no no, you can’t mess with our elections”? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE you to mess with everything! want to start a fake campaign for president of the server? go for it! want to bribe other players with diamonds to vote for you? totally allowed! we even have a special “influence the election” mini-game where you can try to sway the votes in your favor. join now and show those pesky sanctions who’s boss!

Anarchy Minecraft server

Anarchy, Donations, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Star Shards Collected:	59
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

The best Anarchy with Donations for you!

DominusVoid.aternos.me

Forgotten Realms

Adventure, Anime, casual player, challenge, Click away, Discord, DOMINATE, Dragon Balls, dragon slayer, ENERGY, Equip, explosive, Forgotten, legendary items, loot boxes, mumen rider, power system, Realms, seasoned pro, smp, Teleporting, Unique

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1350
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Star Shards Collected:	53
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Welcome to Forgotten Realms!
Are you ready for a Bedrock Minecraft adventure like no other? Look no further! Forgotten Realms combines thrilling gameplay with a unique, anime-inspired power system that’s easy to enjoy—even if you’ve never watched anime.
Every player gets a randomly assigned power upon joining. Will you wield the explosive might of Killer Queen, the teleporting finesse of Boogie Woogie, or the unstoppable energy of a Super Saiyan? The possibilities are endless!
Explore the map to uncover loot boxes filled with legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and even the mythical Dragon Balls. Equip yourself and dominate the realm!
Join Us Today: Add WonderfulRIVET on Discord to join the server and experience the Forgotten Realms for yourself. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, adventure is just a click away.
What are you waiting for? The Forgotten Realms are calling—answer the challenge!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, add WonderfulRIVET on Discord and follow the instructions provided to connect to Forgotten Realms.

2. What anime-inspired powers are available in the game?

Some of the anime-inspired powers available include Killer Queen, Boogie Woogie, and Super Saiyan. Each player is randomly assigned a power upon joining.

3. What legendary items can I find in loot boxes?

You can find legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and Dragon Balls in loot boxes scattered throughout the map.

4. Is the server suitable for both experienced players and casual players?

Yes, Forgotten Realms welcomes players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, there’s adventure waiting for you on the server.

5. How can I dominate the realm?

To dominate the realm, equip yourself with legendary items and master your anime-inspired powers in gameplay. Explore the map, defeat opponents, and rise to the top of Forgotten Realms.

Kronii Fauna Quest 1.21

Analysis, black stream, Connections, Conspiracy, Enna, Fauna, Fauna speculation, friendship, friendship evidence, history lesson, investigation, Kronii, legal documents, Mystery, proof, Quest, relationships, Selen, speculation, Termination, theory, youtube video

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Enchantments Applied:	212	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Like, imagine if Selen and Enna were Minecraft buddies, that’s the vibe we got going on here! Legal documents mentioning Enna by name? Bruh, that’s some next level drama, you gotta be a part of this madness! Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft friendships and drama unfold before your very eyes! Don’t miss out, join now and be a part of the chaos!

BloomCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BloomCraft, Bridesmaids, consideration, cooperation, cousin, decision, Dilemma, ENGAGEMENT, family, flower girl, groomsmen, junior bridesmaid, matching dress, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, Pictures, Proposal, ring bearer, Server, special job, Upset, Wedding

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1983
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family drama in the most epic way possible! Join us and witness the intense rivalry between flower girls and ring bearers as they battle it out for the spotlight on the big day.

Experience the thrill of choosing sides and making tough decisions like whether to have two flower girls or risk a meltdown from a jealous niece. Who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of wedding roles?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected twists and turns as we navigate the treacherous waters of family politics and wedding planning. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes chaos at the ceremony?

Join now and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have family drama to keep you on your toes?

LostCraftFamFinder

AGGRESSIVE, Asshole, basement suite, charges, court date, disappeared, distraught, doubtful, doubts, email, family, friend’s family, INFORMATION, location, LostCraftFamFinder, missing person, public information, public record, Safety, strange, Upset

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2112
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Animals Bred:	58	Meteorites Collected:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with mystery and drama! Just like the disappearance of my friend’s basement-dwelling roommate, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists.

Explore hidden secrets and uncover court dates for unknown charges, just like a detective on a mission. Who knows what kind of trouble you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world?

And don’t worry about being called an asshole for sharing information – on our server, we encourage communication and teamwork. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a scandalous plot or two along the way.

So come join us for a thrilling adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Players:	90/100	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Towns Built:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6686	Rainbows Spotted:	9