WindowSeatWoes | New Minecraft Servers 2024

No Nihao on Trains Minecraft Server

asian americans, Asians, cultural appropriation, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, Inclusivity, microaggressions, Minecraft, minority rights, NIHAO, public transportation, race relations, racism, Respect, Server, social etiquette, social justice, Stereotypes, Trains, white privilege, Xenophobia

Are you tired of not being able to say “nihao” to Asians on trains because you’re not even white? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all greetings, no matter what color you are! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical conversations and questionable train etiquette. Who knows, you might even make a friend who will teach you how to say “hello” in every language except the one you actually need. Don’t miss out on this unique experience, join us now!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Cute Disney SMP – League of #202

amphibia, Big City Greens, cartoons, cute, discussion, Disney, DTVA, Female Protagonists, Hailey’s On It!, Hamster And Gretel, Harriet The Spy, hilda, Kiff, Kipo, League, League of Cute, MIRACULOUS, Moon Girl And Devil Dinosaur, smp, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, The Ghost And Molly McGee, The Owl House, Twelve Forever

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss all things related to cute and funny female protagonists in Western cartoons! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Friday night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on our sick moves.

2. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained hamsters who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. They may be small, but they are fierce!

3. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But be warned, it’s guarded by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

4. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe hidden somewhere in our world. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await on the other side?

So come join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most hilarious and absurd journey of your gaming life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BlockPartyFamDinner

annual dinner, Apology, BlockPartyFamDinner, Boundaries, brothers, city, City Living, Communication, complex relationship, Conflict Resolution, family dinner, family dynamics, glass half empty, glass half full, hosting dinner, parents, Personalities, Siblings, sister-in-law, Village, village life

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling rivalry, passive-aggressive in-laws, and intense family dinners.

Are you a glass-half-full player or a glass-half-empty player? It doesn’t matter, because on our server, we embrace all personalities (even the ones who’d rather die than sleep over at your place).

Experience the thrill of hosting family dinners in Minecraft, where you can invite your siblings but ban their spouses for epic showdowns. Will you demand an apology before allowing them in your virtual house? The choice is yours!

Join us for a server like no other, where the drama is as intense as a zombie siege. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft family feuds to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

HopeCraft: Building a Better Tomorrow

#sustainability, building, collaboration, Community, compassion, education, Empathy, Environment, equality, Future, Hope, HopeCraft, innovation, Justice, optimism, Peace, positivity, progress, resilience, Technology, Tomorrow, Unity, world

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, secret dungeons, and even teach you how to speak llama (it’s a real language, I swear).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a magical portal that leads to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of chocolate. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyDesertKingdom

arab-israeli conflict, CraftyDesertKingdom, Crown Prince, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, Palestinian state, peace process, Politics, recognition, reconciliation, regional stability, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, two-state solution

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where all the players are actually secret agents for saudi arabia and israel, but they gotta work together to build the ultimate base and defeat the evil ender dragon.

the crown prince of saudi arabia is like the boss of the server and he’s all like “no recognition for israel until we have a palestinian state, yo!” and everyone’s like “yeah, we gotta make peace in minecraft first before we can do it in real life, bro.”

join this server for the most epic diplomatic minecraft battles and crazy alliances you’ll ever see. plus, there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the map that will give you superpowers and make you the ultimate ruler of the server.

come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s make peace through minecraft!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	138
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

DizzyCraft: Watch Your Step!

aging, balance, Contribute, correlation, dizziness, DizzyCraft, Factors, Falls, Future, geriatrics, health, likelihood, meta analysis, older adults, Prevention, research, Risk, Stability, statistics, step, study, vertigo, watch

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little block house and tending to your pixelated farm, when BAM! You start feeling dizzy out of nowhere. But don’t worry, because on our server, dizziness is actually a good thing!

Yup, you heard me right. If you start feeling dizzy while playing on our server, you’re actually over 60% more likely to fall into some crazy adventure in the future. Forget about boring old regular falls, we’re talking about falling into hidden dungeons, falling into treasure troves, falling into epic battles with dragons and creepers.

And get this, even if you think there might be other factors contributing to your risk of falling, like maybe you ate too many virtual carrots or stayed up too late mining for diamonds, it doesn’t matter. On our server, dizziness is the key to unlocking a whole new world of excitement and danger.

So come join us on the most thrilling Minecraft server out there, where dizziness isn’t just a side effect, it’s a ticket to the ride of your pixelated life!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dimension Hops:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Chrome Network

Adventure, building, Creative mode, Earth, Earthsmp, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming Community, minecraft Java, Mini Games, Mods, multiplayer, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, redstone engineering, role playing, Server Events, Skyblock, smp, Survival

Lots of fun to be had! Smp, EarthSMP, Pixelmon, and more games coming soon! Minecraft Java 1.16.5 and other mods.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46
Players Killed by Monsters:	9713	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Aqua Planet SMP

Adventure, Aqua Planet SMP, Bosses, Custom Enchants, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Friends, Fun, Fun Community, great staff, Ip:, Islands, Land claiming, Minecraft, Monsters, oceans, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvE, PvP, Survival, Version, vote parties

Welcome to APSMP! A world like no other, sail the oceans and explore islands. Join, bring your friends, prepare to fight off monsters and bosses while you try to survive!

We have many fun features like Custom Enchants, Player Shops and Player Warps, Vote Parties, Land Claiming, Fun Community, Great Staff!

What are you waiting for? Hop in and have fun!!

↕️ SERVER IP: mc.apsmp.com ↕️ VERSION: latest [1.21.1]

↕️ DISCORD: apsmp.com/discord

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Moony McMoonface: The Almost Vanilla Adventure! Version 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Max8abug, McMoonface, Minecraft, Moonbat, Moony, player events, progress, Reset, Rewards, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Trust, update, Vanilla, Version

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Creative, Survival (no-griefing), Survival (griefing allowed)
Server IP	moonbat.ddns.net
Server Version	1.21.1

FAQ

Q: Can I trust that my progress will be safe on the SMP maps?

A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress will be safe.

Q: Are there player events with survival rewards on the server?

A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards.

Q: Who is the host of Moonbat Minecraft server?

A: Max8abug is the host of Moonbat Minecraft.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Cute Model Minecraft Server

#dare, adorable, Alluring, attractive, beauty, Captivating, challenge, charming, cute, delightful, Enchanting, fashion, Gorgeous, Irresistible, Lovely, Minecraft, MODEL, PRETTY, Server, STRIKING, Stunning, SWEET

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the models are cuter than a basket of kittens wearing tiny top hats! Seriously, we challenge you to find a server with more adorable pixelated creatures roaming around. Our cows have been known to break out into impromptu dance parties, and our chickens are expert beatboxers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can catch it, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as weird and wonderful as the world we’ve created. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can handle the cuteness overload on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Divine Spears Created:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	7306

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Sushi SMP Star Minecraft Restaurants

culinary indulgence, decadent meals, eating sushi, exclusive dining, expensive food, extravagant meals, fine dining, fine dining experience, foodie experience, gourmet dining, gourmet sushi, high-end restaurants, high-priced sushi, indulgent sushi, lavish dining, luxury dining experience, luxury dining., Michelin star restaurants, Minecraft, premium dining, restaurants, smp, star, sushi, upscale sushi

Are you tired of eating 100 dollar plates of sushi at Michelin star restaurants all alone? Do you find yourself spamming fanfiction on a dead message board just to feel some sort of connection with others? Well, have we got the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor fashion shows, llama races through Nether portals, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that ensues when this group of misfits comes together in the virtual world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RoleBlockerMC

Acting, actress, Audition.., body image, cast meeting, college, decision, deserving, Drama, Experience, Guilt, high school, Jealousy, Júnior, Lead role, role switch, RoleBlockerMC, school play, Senior, talent, Theatre

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama isn’t just for the stage, it’s for the virtual world too! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and intense rivalries as you navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter jealous seniors who will stop at nothing to steal your spotlight. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and show them who’s boss. Take on the lead role and shine brighter than ever before!

With intense auditions and fierce competition, you’ll have to prove your worth and show off your acting skills. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for drama that you never knew you had. So come on, join us and let the drama unfold in the most epic way possible. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Star Shards Collected:	225
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	3462
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyLifeChange – Minecraft SMP

CraftyLifeChange, life change, lifestyle change, Minecraft, new beginnings, personal development, personal growth, Positive Change, self actualization, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-change, self-empowerment, self-evolution, self-realization, self-renewal, self-transformation, significant change, smp, transformation

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama wearing sunglasses and a top hat appears out of nowhere. He starts rapping about how this Minecraft SMP is the coolest place to be and how joining will change your life forever.

You see, on this server, we don’t just build houses and farms. We build entire theme parks dedicated to potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes. And every full moon, we have a potato-themed dance party where everyone dresses up as their favorite potato dish.

But that’s not even the best part. We have a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are trying to overthrow the evil sheep empire. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with more feathers and clucking.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of potatoes, llamas, and chicken warriors, then this Minecraft SMP is the place for you. Join us and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Holy Grails Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NatureCrafters

bird watching, camping, ecotherapy, Favorite way to connect with nature, forest bathing, Hiking, mindfulness in nature, Nature appreciation, nature connection, nature conservation, Nature exploration, nature healing., nature immersion, nature journaling, nature meditation, nature photography, nature therapy, nature walks, NatureCrafters, outdoor activities, star gazing

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate nature lover’s paradise!

Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a friendly pack of wolves who are ready to be your loyal companions. You can ride around on a majestic unicorn through lush forests and crystal clear rivers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take a hot air balloon ride to explore the vast expanse of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive and magical rainbow sheep, who poop out diamonds instead of wool. Yes, you read that right – DIAMONDS. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret garden where the flowers sing and dance to your favorite tunes.

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the whimsical, join our server today and let your imagination run wild!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Magic Items Found:	5097	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

HezbaCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, communication disruption, cyber attack, cyber warfare, digital disruption, Disarray, extremist organization, HezbaCraft, hezbollah, information warfare, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military conflict, Minecraft, national security, Pager attack, political turmoil, security breach, Server, technology vulnerability, Terrorism

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it got da most epic pager attack u ever seen. we threw hezbollah into disarray with our epic skills and now we run dis server like bosses. come join us and be part of da chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and zombies doing da cha cha slide. u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else. so come on in and let’s have a blast together. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures. only da bravest and craziest players can find it. r u up for da challenge? join us now and let’s conquer da world of minecraft together!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Zombie Dances:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	8942
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!