Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 244 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
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