| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 3656 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 7763 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 3231 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?
So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 1442 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 135 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 248 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 |
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 1430 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 8344 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 15 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 8918 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 495 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 4036 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 124 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 1264 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 2078 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 1915 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 7640 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 5866 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 1926 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Potions Brewed: | 52 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 8011 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4706 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 2736 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 27 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
