> Will lose 300 million people in the next… Minecraft SMP

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, international relations, North America, Political, poll, public opinion, retaliatory tariffs, Support, survey, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade war, united states

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4517
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Star Shards Collected:	148
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

so like, u know how canada is all nice and polite and stuff? well, turns out they’re not afraid to throw some shade at the US with some epic tariffs. it’s like a battle of the maple syrup vs the cheeseburgers, eh? come join our minecraft server where we recreate this epic showdown with our own crazy trade wars. build your own igloo fortress and defend it from hordes of american players trying to steal your poutine recipe. trust us, it’s gonna be a total hoser of a time, eh? join now and show your support for our northern neighbors, eh?

Stimulant & Opioid Escalation Craft

addiction risk, adhd symptoms, central nervous system stimulants, controlled substances, Craft, Drug Interactions, drug misuse, drug safety, escalating opioid intake, escalation, health insurance claims data, healthcare analysis, Medical research, mental health, Opioid, opioid medications, pharmaceuticals, polypharmacy, prescribed medications, prescription drugs, stimulant, substance abuse, substance use disorder, U.S patients

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Potions Brewed:	196
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MIX OF ADHD MEDS AND OPIOIDS, BUT FOR MINECRAFT! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE OF ESCALATING OPIOID INTAKE… JK! BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE BUILDING COMPETITIONS WHERE THE LOSER HAS TO TAKE A SHOT OF OPIOIDS (JUST KIDDING, DON’T DO DRUGS KIDS). COME JOIN US FOR A HIGH-ENERGY, HIGH-INTENSITY MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE THAT WILL HAVE YOU FEELING LIKE YOU’RE ON A WILD ROLLERCOASTER… WITHOUT THE SIDE EFFECTS OF ACTUAL DRUGS. #MINECRAFTHIGHROLLER #LOLZYFUN

Melio

Bad Apples, Community, Coreprotect, District, Drama-free, Fabric, INCLUSIVE, Mature, MCMMO, Melio, Minecraft, Money plugins, Reset, Server, smp, Survival, Teleporting, US, Vanillatweaks, voice chat, Warps, Whitelist, World Map

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	39	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

About Melio Minecraft Server
We are Melio, a whitelisted survival server on Java 1.21.4 with no land-claiming or chest locks. We’ve been building this community for folks who joined in search of a mature, drama-free, and inclusive server. If that fits your description, I hope Melio can be where you end your search.

Features
– World Map & Districts: we have a live world map everyone can view, and several districts give you options to build close to other people & collaborate! – VanillaTweaks (recipes): minor additions & changes to recipes – CoreProtect: logs everyone’s actions, to catch griefers and thieves – Simple Voice Chat (optional): for in-game proximity voice chat

How to Join
Apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
Filling the application form takes 5-10 minutes, and will be reviewed within the same day.
Also check out our website & handbook: https://meliosmp.com

Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Are there any plugins on the server? A: We avoid features like warps, McMMO, teleporting, money plugins, etc. We like to keep it simple and rely on a trust-based system with no chest locks or land-claims.
Q: When did the current world on Melio start? A: The world started on 21 February 2025.
Q: How is griefing and theft handled on the server? A: We use CoreProtect to log everyone’s actions and catch griefers and thieves. We enforce our rules very strictly, especially the “NO THEFT” rule.
Q: Is the server located in the US? A: Yes, the server is located in the US.
Q: How can I apply to join the server? A: You can apply through our Discord server. The application form takes 5-10 minutes to fill out and will be reviewed within the same day.
Q: What kind of players are welcome on Melio? A: Whether you’re a builder, a technical player, an explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle, you are welcome here. We aim to be an inclusive safe-space for players from all backgrounds and origins.
Q: Is voice chat available on the server? A: Yes, we have optional in-game proximity voice chat for players to use.
Q: What additional features does Melio offer? A: We have a live world map, districts for collaboration, VanillaTweaks for recipe changes, and a focus on simplicity and trust within the community.

Cringe Women’s Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, cringe, cringe behavior, cringe culture, cringe experiences, cringe moments, cringe reactions, cringe reactions from females, cringe reactions from girls, cringe reactions from ladies, cringe reactions from women, cringe reactions from womenfolk, cringe thoughts, cringe trends, cringe-worthy, Realm, Women, women opinions, women think, women’s perspective, women’s views, Womens

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	1213	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4415	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Yo, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is lit AF!

We got diamonds for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a good way!

Plus, the PvP action is off the charts, you’ll be wrecking noobs left and right!

And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, they’ll blow your mind!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

NeighborDogGone

aita, backyard breeding, breeding, contacting owners, dangerous area, dog ownership, dog trainer, ex-neighbor, missing, NeighborDogGone, neighbors dog, neutered, off-leash, Risks, Roaming, stable home, supervised, tags, unsupervised

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible neighbors and their runaway dogs? Do you want to give a furry friend a stable and loving home? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can adopt virtual pets without all the drama!

Imagine having a whole pack of dogs following you around in the game, all well-behaved and loyal. No more worrying about them running off or causing chaos in the neighborhood. Plus, you can even breed them (responsibly, of course) to create your own virtual doggy dynasty.

So come on over to our server and give these digital pups a forever home. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a lost dog on your doorstep one day and get to keep it without any guilt! Join now for a pawsitively good time!

ThreesomeCraft: Crafting Relationships Since 2010

Boundaries, Communication, consent, Crafting, emotional connection, experimentation, fantasies, group sex, Intimacy, Jealousy, Long-term impact, Non-monogamy, open relationships, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, sexual dynamics, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, ThreesomeCraft, Threesomes, Trust

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our wacky world where threesomes aren’t just for couples anymore! That’s right, on our server, you can team up with not one, not two, but THREE players to take on epic quests and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Love Triangle” mini-game, where you and two other players compete for the affections of an elusive NPC. Will you win their heart or will you be left heartbroken? The drama is real, folks!

So come on down to our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle of your own!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

Canada, Competition, CraftyCanucks, Diplomacy, Dispute, Government, headlines, Hockey, international relations, Leaders, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, pride, Rivalry, Server, social media, sports, trudeau, trump, Victory, WIN

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Items Found:	5073	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trudeau vs trump!!! we have so much fun and craziness, you won’t even remember who those guys are!!!

our server is like a hockey game between canada and US, except instead of pucks and sticks, we have pickaxes and swords!!! join now and be part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of blocks and monsters!!!

we have so many cool things to do, like building giant statues of trudeau and trump fighting each other, or racing pigs on a track made of lava!!! you never know what kind of crazy adventure you’ll find on our server, so come join us now and let the madness begin!!!

BlockyTroopWithdrawal

American soldiers, BlockyTroopWithdrawal, defense strategy, diplomatic relations, european allies, foreign policy, free speech concerns, germany, global politics, government decision, international relations, military alliances, military bases, military deployment, military presence, national security, nato, political controversy, troop movements, US troop withdrawal, Vance

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we float US troop withdrawal from Germany over free-speech concerns!! why you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even the troops wanna come play with us!! imagine building a base with a soldier next to you, protecting you from creepers and zombies!! plus, we have the most insane pvp battles where you can fight for your right to free speech while dodging arrows and fireballs!! join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!! no troops were harmed in the making of this server, we promise 😉

Housework Havoc: Gender Gap Edition

division of labor, domestic responsibilities, domestic tasks, Edition, gap, gender, gender disparity, gender division, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender gap, gender imbalance, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Havoc, household chores, household duties, housework, societal expectations, time allocation, Time management, time spent, traditional roles

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where the gender gap is so small, it’s like finding a diamond in a cave full of dirt! our players are so skilled at housework, they can build a mansion in minutes and still have time to bake a cake for everyone! come join the fun and help us close the gap even more, because who needs gender roles when you can have epic minecraft skills?!

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

auction house, Barebones, Bounties, classic, Discord, Gangs, grind, Guards, hidden quests, Ip:, Minecraft, Nonop, nostalgic, parkour challenges, pen, Potions, Prestige, Prison, Quests, Roleplay, Server, solitary confinement, Swords

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Towns Built:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Secret Passages Found:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Votes:	4401	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

Server Features:

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Remember the old days of Prison Servers? Join us for a classic Prison experience with grind and community.

What makes this server different:

Become a Parolee	Leave the prison and build a farm for more money
Prestiges	Earn special rewards after hitting top rank
Guards	Assist/protect new players and enforce rules
Quests	Complete for extra cash or special items
Gangs	Join a gang and fight with rival gangs
Swords and Potions	Illegal, Guards will PVP if seen with them
The grind	Smelt ores, walk through PVP zones to sell them
Prison plots	Rent a cell/plot to store items or build
Start with basic tools	Work for better gear

Ranks:

A	Default Prisoner
B	$25,000
C	$80,000
D	$250,000
E	$800,000
Parolee	$1,500,000
Citizen	$2,000,000
Guard	Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, takes Contraband
SrGuard	Seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges
Warden	Administrator Position
SrWarden	Senior Administrator Position

FAQs:

What’s a Guard?

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order by enforcing rules.

Can I become a Guard?

Yes, join the server and Discord to apply for the Guard position.

Wonderful Day Craft 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous blessings, anonymous cheer, anonymous encouragement, anonymous greetings, anonymous happiness, anonymous kindness, anonymous love, anonymous positivity, anonymous positivity vibes, anonymous support, anonymous well wishes, Craft, Day, Good Vibes, happy thoughts, have a great day, Kindness, positive energy, positivity, spreading joy, Wonderful, wonderful day

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen!

You’ll be swimming in a sea of diamonds faster than you can say “creeper!”

The mobs on this server are so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles – it’s like a medieval showdown with llamas riding into battle!

Plus, the community is so lit, it’s like a rave party in the Nether.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world crazier than a chicken wearing a top hat!

NoSleepForMiracleBaby

aita, baby, Boundaries, christmas, Cozy, Familiar, family gathering, guest room, infertility, king size bed, miracle baby, NAP, NoSleepForMiracleBaby, Overnight, parents, ruined Christmas, sacrifice, selfish, sibling, Struggle, Understanding

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like royalty just like OP’s nephew! Join us for epic adventures and cozy naps in our virtual guest rooms.

But beware, if you dare to stand up for your rights like OP did, you might find yourself sleeping on the virtual couch while the babies take over. Will you be labeled as “selfish” by the virtual parents for wanting to keep your virtual room? Only time will tell on our server.

So come join us for a Christmas gathering like no other, where the drama is as real as the pixels on your screen. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this outrageous virtual family!

SigmaCraft: Manly Mine Mayhem

alpha male, Confidence, Enigmatic, independent, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, leader, lone wolf, manly, Masculinity, MAYHEM, Mysterious, nonconformist, personal growth, Philosophical, self actualization, self improvement, self-assured, self-reliant, sigma, Sigmacraft, Unconventional

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	76	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Imagine a world where every block is made of pure sigma energy, where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Sigma Sword, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. But beware, the sword is guarded by a herd of killer bunnies who have a taste for pixelated blood.

Need a break from adventuring? Take a dip in our lava hot tubs or challenge your friends to a game of spleef on our custom-built arena made entirely of diamond blocks. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive Sigma-themed nightclub, where the DJ is a skeleton who really knows how to drop the beats.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a top hat made of enchanted emeralds? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server.

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

Belarus, defense cooperation, eastern europe, international relations, joint defense, joint exercise, joint maneuvers, joint military drill, joint military exercise, joint operation, military alliance, military cooperation, military exercise, military partnership, military training, Minecraft, Redstone, revolution, russia, security cooperation, September, Server, strategic partnership

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and guess what? russia and belarus are holding a joint military drill in september ON THE SERVER! like, you can be part of the action, fighting off creepers and zombies alongside the russian and belarusian soldiers. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now and be a part of history in the making. plus, there’s gonna be free virtual vodka for all players. don’t miss out, comrade!

CraftyKremlinWarz

aggression, Claims, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWarz, DECLARATION, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, February 24, Geopolitics, intelligence, international relations, Military, Politics, Propaganda, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukraine, Victory, War

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

lol imagine if russia was a minecraft server tryna declare ‘victory’ over ukraine on feb. 24 like bro just join our server instead we got way better stuff goin on like a secret underground base full of diamond blocks and a pet creeper that farts rainbows. ukrainian intel is shook by our epic builds and pvp skills, they cant handle the madness we bring to the virtual world. join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever, where anything is possible and russia can suck it.

Players:	103/700	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9095
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Potions Brewed:	148
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7