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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 4510 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 454 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Farms Harvested: | 738 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we got, like, a bazillion species of animals, like, more than you can even imagine. it’s like a zoo up in here, but, like, way cooler.
you gotta join this server, dude. we got, like, rare animals you’ve never even heard of. like, we got unicorns, dragons, and even, like, mutant chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
and, like, the researchers are all, like, freaking out because they can’t even keep track of all the animals we got. they’re, like, begging for more monitoring and regulation, but we’re just, like, nah, let’s keep the party going.
so, like, if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server ever, you gotta join us, man. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.
