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Players: |
101/700 |
Votes: |
5033 |
Rating: |
4.1 / 5 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: |
4 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: |
19 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: |
21 |
Undead Armies Raised: |
5 |
Rainbows Spotted: |
6 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: |
7 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: |
1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: |
6 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: |
1 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: |
3 |
Falling into the Void: |
3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: |
5 |
Mineshafts Explored: |
5 |
Epic Quests Completed: |
7 |
so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.
picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday