Wildclaw Bay

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7164
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2677	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Wildclaw Bay, a vibrant Minecraft Java server nestled within the enchanting world of Dandelion Valley. Embark on a mystical journey where the whimsical meets the practical, and the mundane merges with the magical.

In Wildclaw Bay, players find themselves immersed in a realm where nature thrives and magic whispers through the rustling leaves. Set against a backdrop of sprawling forests, crystal-clear waters, and rugged mountains, the server offers a haven for adventurers seeking both serenity and excitement.

As you traverse the landscape, you’ll encounter quaint cottages adorned with ivy and cobblestone paths winding through lush gardens. Delve into the secrets of the wild, brewing potions under the watchful gaze of ancient trees or tending to mystical creatures that roam the countryside.

Collaboration and community are at the heart of Wildclaw Bay, where players can band together to build sprawling towns, establish bustling marketplaces, or embark on daring quests to uncover hidden treasures and vanquish powerful foes.

With the Cottage Witch modpack by HeyKatu, the possibilities are endless. Harness the elements to craft powerful spells, brew potions to aid your adventures, or cultivate enchanted crops to fuel your magical endeavors.

Join us in Wildclaw Bay, where the lines between reality and fantasy blur, and the wonders of the Cottage Witch modpack await.

50.20.202.198

Eastern Silk 1.20.1

#Textiles, 1.20.1, art, Asian crafts, Asian thread, craft supplies, Crafting, Cultural, design, diy, eastern, embroidery, embroidery thread, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, needlecraft, needlework, Sewing, silk, stitching, textile art, Traditional

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Void Armor Forged:	16

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ trip to Asia without leaving your mom’s basement!

We got pandas, bamboo forests, and even ninja villages for you to explore.

And get this, you can ride on a dragon and battle other players in epic kung fu showdowns.

Plus, there’s a secret hot spring where you can chill with geishas and samurais after a long day of mining and crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our Asian adventure on!

SecretSibsMC Server

appease, boardmate, Boyfriend, brother, Chores, Department, Drama, fresh produce, friend group, groceries, husband and wife, Infidelity, love, mutual friend group, negotiator, Party, secret relationship, SecretSibsMC, Server, situationship, vegetable vendors, yard shift

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	342
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can witness the epic love triangle between Alice, her boyfriend, and her boardmate’s brother!

Watch as Alice’s boardmate’s brother goes above and beyond to win her heart, from doing all the chores to driving her around like a chauffeur. And don’t worry, fresh produce from Alice’s family’s vegetable business is included in the deal!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for secret relationships, betrayals, and negotiations that would make even the most seasoned diplomat jealous. Will Alice choose her boyfriend or her boardmate’s brother? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft server! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.

DoggyStyleCraft

bells on collar, black lab, dark black coat, dog coat, DoggyStyleCraft, lawsuit, nearly blind, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, reflective coat, reflective spray paint, reflective tape, Rural area, Safety, shared road, stubborn neighbor, support dog, Vandalism, VISIBILITY, winter coat, winter months

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1936	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	50	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mines Excavated:	3054

Hey there Minecrafters! So, picture this: you’re living in a rural area, minding your own business, when suddenly your blind neighbor’s support dog keeps blending into the dark winter mornings like a ninja in a black coat. You’re just trying to drive to your virtual mine, but you keep almost running over this stealthy pup!

But fear not, for our server has the solution! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging invisible dogs on the road, only to have a hero emerge and save the day with reflective spray paint! Who needs bells when you can have a glowing dog beacon guiding your way?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, just wait until you hear about the neighbor’s step-nephew and his plumbing adventures. It’s a soap opera waiting to happen, folks! So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the danger, and the doggy dilemmas that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs lawsuits when you have virtual adventures like these? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LateLifeLessonsMC SMP

hindsight, late bloomer, LateLifeLessonsMC, life advice, Life Changes, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life learning, life lessons, life mistakes, life realizations, life reflections, life regrets, life revelations, life transformations, Maturity, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Love Letters Sent:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this totally epic Minecraft SMP and I learned this lesson way too late in life, like seriously. So, like, I was building this huge castle out of diamond blocks, right? And I didn’t realize until way later that you could actually fly in creative mode. Like, why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?! I could have saved so much time and effort, ugh.

But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!

WarlockWorks

alchemist, Conjurer, Druid, Enchanter, fortune teller, Mage, magician, Medium, mystic, Necromancer, occultist, psychic, Seer, Shaman, Sorcerer, spellcaster, spiritualist, warlock, WarlockWorks, witch doctor, wizard

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	243945
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crops Grown:	4495
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with basic bros and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the warlocks, wizards, and witchy men out there!

Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!

UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ

#ProblemSolving, Ability, afternoon nap, brain function, cognitive function, creative problem solving, findings, improve, mental clarity, nap benefits, nap time, Napcraft, new study, problem-solving skills, productivity, research, REST, Sleep, sleep study, SOLVE, study, target problems, zzz.

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	390
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	8569
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3374	Secret Passages Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	174	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Magic Items Found:	4532
New Chunks Explored:	873040	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	233
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2657
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Void Gems Collected:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9217
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Zombie Dances:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410	Dragon Scales Harvested:	386
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1183

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Farms Harvested:	475
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!