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Players: 95/700 Votes: 2239
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Divine Spears Created: 18
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. And if you win, you’ll be crowned the ultimate champion of absurdity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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  • Forbidden Block Land 1.20.6

    Forbidden Block Land 1.20.6
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 214
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Villages Defended: 14 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 36 Ores Mined: 7735
    Enchantments Applied: 164 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Potions Brewed: 54 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Picture this: a place where you can unleash your inner criminal mastermind and build your own jail cell to repent for your sins.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of breaking the law in a virtual world where the only consequences are a slap on the wrist (or a ban if you get caught by the mods, but who cares about that, amirite?).

    Build your own underground lair, smuggle contraband items, and engage in shady deals with other players. It’s like living out your wildest GTA fantasies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers lurking around every corner.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where crime pays (in diamonds, of course). It’s a lawless land where chaos reigns supreme, and only the most cunning and daring players will come out on top. Join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • GF_GrowUpCraft

    GF_GrowUpCraft
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 2753
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Farms Harvested: 916 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11
    Crops Grown: 3382 New Chunks Explored: 948440
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like the responsible adult in the relationship? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of taking charge and being the one who actually gets things done.

    Forget about running out of gas or oil in your car, on our server, you’ll be too busy mining for diamonds to worry about those things. And don’t even think about setting an alarm, because the only thing you’ll be snoozing on is our cozy beds in the game.

    Join us and never have to coordinate plans with your girlfriend again, because on our server, the only thing you’ll need to coordinate is your crafting recipes. Say goodbye to laundry piling up and dishes sitting in the sink, because in Minecraft, the only mess you’ll have to clean up is the one you make while building your epic creations.

    So if you’re tired of feeling like the responsible one in your relationship, join our server and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a lazy girlfriend.

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  • BlockyPainSecrets

    BlockyPainSecrets
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 2939
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Ores Mined: 2915 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Magic Items Found: 1061 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to have your diamond pickaxe break right before you find that elusive vein of diamonds? Are you sick of being constantly attacked by creepers while trying to build your epic castle? Look no further, because on our server, all your mining tools are indestructible and creepers are afraid of you! Join us and experience a world where even the Ender Dragon bows down to your superior Minecraft skills. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyTrump’sUkraineTaiwanFlip

    CraftyTrump’sUkraineTaiwanFlip
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 630
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 200 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump and ukraine combined. taiwan is shaking in its boots as we conquer new lands and upend the minecraft foreign policy. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? come on, taiwan is waiting for you to join the fun!

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  • Retro Tubers Craft 1.20

    Retro Tubers Craft 1.20
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 8761
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Runes Activated: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 7601
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, check out this epic Minecraft server dedicated to all things Vtubers and Retro Games! We got links to Retro Chuubas, Divegrass Team, and even a Lumi ARG! It’s like a virtual wonderland for all you cool cats out there. Join now and let’s dive into the pixelated madness together! #MinecraftMadness #VtuberMania #RetroRevolution

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  • FILsLastNameMCServer

    FILsLastNameMCServer
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 8487
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 23 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 32

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where keeping your last name is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us and never worry about changing your in-game identity again.

    Imagine a world where your unique username is respected and admired by all. No need to conform to the norms of the virtual community, stand out with your one-of-a-kind name just like our player who kept her maiden name against all odds.

    Join us for epic battles and adventures, where your name is your power and your legacy. Who needs a new last name when you can forge your own path in this crazy Minecraft world? Don’t let anyone tell you that changing your name will make you more respected, because here, you are respected for being true to yourself.

    So come on over to our server and show the world that you don’t need to change who you are to fit in. Embrace your uniqueness and let your name be your battle cry! And hey, if your in-laws try to pressure you into changing your name, just tell them you’re too busy building your virtual empire to worry about such trivial matters. Let’s play and laugh together in this world where your name is your superpower!

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  • WifeNeedsDiamonds

    WifeNeedsDiamonds
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 2989
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Animals Bred: 109
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that values emotional support and late-night emergencies? Look no further than our server, where we promise to be there for you, even if you feel like you’re going to throw up at 11:30pm!

    Join us for a wild adventure where partners are expected to support each other through feverish debates and arguments about body temperatures. Need someone to reassure you that you’ll eventually fall asleep? We’ve got you covered!

    Experience the thrill of being called a dick for not being endlessly available for emotional support in the middle of the night. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for needing to work in the morning and get your kid ready for school.

    So come join our server, where the only emergency is the urgent need for emotional support and the occasional temperature debate. It’s going to be okay, we promise!

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  • SexBucketList – Minecraft SMP

    SexBucketList – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 5453
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Enchantments Applied: 143
    Runes Activated: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and every time you mine a block, a unicorn appears and gives you a high five. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep. And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that turns you into a superhero with the power to control time and space. So yeah, if you want to fulfill your wildest sex bucket list fantasies, this is the server for you!

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  • CraftyFate: The Butterfly Effect

    CraftyFate: The Butterfly Effect
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 7245
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every decision you make could lead to a wild adventure! Join us and experience the thrill of changing your virtual life with just a click of a button.

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a llama appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. You accept, of course, and end up becoming best friends with the llama, who turns out to be a secret disco champion.

    Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a magical land filled with talking sheep and flying pigs. You become their hero by saving them from an evil chicken overlord who’s been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie cows.

    But beware, for every decision you make on our server could have unexpected consequences. Choose wisely and you could become the ruler of a kingdom, with villagers bowing down to you as their savior. Make a wrong move and you might find yourself trapped in a never-ending maze of creepers and skeletons.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and let your decisions shape your destiny in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible. Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

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  • TallCraft Worker 1.21

    TallCraft Worker 1.21
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 4256
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the real world where height matters! On our server, everyone is the same height, so no need to worry about little man syndrome or being called a bull! Embrace your bold and unfiltered self in a world where height doesn’t matter, and have a crazy time with us! Let’s make reality question us all!

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  • FavorGoneWrongCraft

    FavorGoneWrongCraft
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 9137
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your average soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

    Imagine this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your friend steals them all and runs off into the sunset. But don’t worry, we have a justice system in place to settle disputes like these. You can take them to court and fight for your precious diamonds back!

    Or how about this: You build a beautiful castle, only to have it raided by a group of mischievous players. But fear not, you can form alliances with other players to protect your fortress and seek revenge on those who wronged you.

    And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we have regular events like “TNT Wars” where you can blow up your friends’ creations for fun. It’s all in good fun, right?

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips?

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  • SelfLoveMinecraftSMP

    SelfLoveMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 7196
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Dimension Hops: 10 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever!! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that makes you invincible to everything except for sneezing pandas.

    One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground disco party with creepers breakdancing and skeletons doing the macarena. It was wild, bro. And don’t even get me started on the time I rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

    So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneezing pandas, they’re no joke.

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  • ArcticCraft: Rus-US Deal

    ArcticCraft: Rus-US Deal
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 8599
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 New Chunks Explored: 484912
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have RUSSIA offering US deals on natural resources and access to the ARCTIC.

    we got polar bears riding minecarts, penguins throwing snowballs at creepers, and a secret underground base where Putin himself plays Minecraft with a diamond pickaxe.

    if you join now, you’ll get a free pet bear that shoots lasers out of its eyes and a snowman companion that tells dad jokes all day long.

    don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to explore the frozen tundra with your new Russian buddies. JOIN NOW or risk missing out on all the icy shenanigans! 🐻❄️🤣

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  • Nasal Passage Party

    Nasal Passage Party
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 9852
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 447
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are made of unicorn farts and the pigs fly with jetpacks! we have a secret underground base where the llamas run the show and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals.

    if you join our server, you will unlock the ability to breathe underwater like a fish and ride a rainbow-colored dragon into battle against evil zombie villagers.

    plus, our server is so lit that you will never have to worry about your nasal passages drying out again because we have magical potions that keep them perfectly humidified all night long.

    so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and experience the craziest minecraft adventures of your life!

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