Wild Kemono Friends 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, chances, COMEBACK, Community, Disappointment, discussion, fanbase, Fandom, Franchise, Friends, Hope, Kemono, kemono friends, Revival, Rumors, series, speculation, Support, uncertainty, Wild

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Votes:	5101	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Bruh, forget about that lame Kemono Friends, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated animals that actually do cool stuff like dance the Macarena and sing Taylor Swift songs.

And get this, our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and zombies. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but with less fire and more glowstone.

Plus, we have custom-built roller coasters that go through the End dimension and past a dragon’s lair. It’s like Six Flags on steroids, bro.

So ditch the dead anime and come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and craziness. Who needs Kemono Friends when you can have blocky buddies and epic adventures?

Assad’s Last Stand Minecraft Server

Assad dictatorship, Assads, civil war, Conflict Resolution, displaced persons, homecoming, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international community, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, peace process, ReBuilding, reconciliation, Refugee Crisis, Refugees, repatriation, Server, Stand, Syria crisis, Syrian government, Syrians, war-torn country

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4484	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like the land of milk and honey, but with creepers and zombies instead. We got over 115,000 Syrians returning home from the end of the Assad dictatorship, like whaaat? That’s some next level stuff right there.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of Endermen doing the dab dance. We’ve got villages filled with villagers who are low-key obsessed with trading emeralds for useless junk. And don’t even get me started on our nether portal parties, they’re lit AF.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, just to mess with players and steal their diamonds. So if you’re into that kind of thrill, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. It’s all part of the fun, right?

NukeCraft2020

Axios, biden, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global tensions, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, nuclear facilities, nuclear proliferation, NukeCraft2020, Options, Potential, presidential decisions, Reports, security threats, US attacks

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1549	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Towns Built:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear facilities like biden on a wild rampage! unleash chaos and destruction as you navigate through our insane world filled with explosions and mayhem. join now for a chance to be the next biden of minecraft!

CastiaMC

Auctions, Black Market, CastiaMC, Community, effects, Enchantments, Enhancements, Events, GEMSTONES, Guidelines, In Game Rankup, Jobs, Kingdom, Monsters, power, Relics, rules, Runestones, Seasonal Events, smp, Towny, Traits

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

CastiaMC

IP	rdt.castiamc.com
Website	https://castiamc.com
Server Version	1.21.4

General Information:

CastiaMC is a server where survival gets a serious upgrade. Here, you can build your own town, rise to power with your very own kingdom, and enjoy a chill, friendly community while you’re at it. Our goal? To create a fun, relaxed space where players can thrive. Here’s a sneak peek of what we have to offer:

Towny: Build your own town and protect your creations from griefers. Want more power? Expand and create your very own kingdom!
Jobs / Skills: No admin shops here! Earn money by picking one of our unique skills and completing tasks. From mining to farming, your skills pay the bills!
Relics: Monsters drop randomly generated items called Relics. These special treasures come with custom textures and enchantments stronger than vanilla limits.
Runestones: Power up your gear with Runestones! These magical enhancements boost traits, add special effects, and upgrade enchantments.
Resource Pack: We have added over 500 custom items with custom textures to the server. Custom hats, furniture and tools, we have it all!
Gemstones
Auctions
In-Game /rankup
Black Market
Seasonal Events
And much much more…

Community:

At CastiaMC, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules (check them out on our website). While we love a good laugh, we make sure it’s a safe and positive space for everyone.

With frequent events—big and small—you’ll always have something exciting to look forward to. Meet great people, share laughs, and be part of a community that feels like family.

Our Rules and guidelines can be found at: https://castiamc.com/rules/

What are you waiting for? Join today!

Mystic Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, A Thousand Blazing Suns, character builds, Character Trailer, Citlali, Daily check-in rewards, Dimensional Detective Chronicles, Gaze of the Stars, genshin impact, Hoyofair Web Event, Incandescent Ode of Resurrection, Isles, Maps, Mavuika, mystic, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, Stand With Mavuika, Starcaller’s Watch, Sunset Animated Short, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.3 Trailer, Vow of Blazing Blood

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got characters with names like Mavuika and Citlali, they’re like the superheroes of the blocky world. And get this, there’s a web event called “Stand With Mavuika,” like, why wouldn’t you want to stand with a blocky hero? Plus, we got banners with weapons like A Thousand Blazing Suns and Starcaller’s Watch, I mean, who wouldn’t want to wield those bad boys in battle? And don’t even get me started on the daily check-in rewards, it’s like Christmas every day! So come on, join us and let’s unleash the chaos in this Minecraft server like never before!

MomApologyMC Server

aita, apologies, Apology, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family, family dynamics, Grandparents, Kids, MomApologyMC, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crops Grown:	8953
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a fortress of boundaries, keeping out unwanted hugs and unsolicited kisses like a pro. Join us and experience the thrill of setting limits and sticking to them, just like our players stick to their diamond armor.

Our server is so boundary-focused, even the creepers know to keep their distance. And if anyone tries to cross the line, our mods will swoop in like superheroes to protect your personal space.

So come join us on this epic adventure of setting boundaries and sticking to them, just like this family did with their overbearing mom. Who needs a sword when you have clear communication skills and a strong sense of self? Let’s build a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. See you in the game!

FiancéFailsMC

Accommodation, child friendly, Commitment, Communication, Community, FAITH, family, Feedback, Fiance, FiancéFailsMC, future husband, godfather, Marriage, motherly, moving too fast, new year’s eve, questioning commitment, relationship, Religion, Upset, young love

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Votes:	2107	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family values and commitment… just like OP’s fiancé, or so we thought! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists, just like the time OP tried to win over her fiancé’s heart by hosting the ultimate New Year’s Eve party for his friend’s son.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the shocking moment when OP’s fiancé accuses her of trying to “buy a child’s affections” and not paying enough attention to him on their first New Year’s together. Will OP be able to navigate through this relationship rollercoaster or will she be left questioning her fiancé’s commitment just like you’ll be questioning your sanity after joining our server?

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Plus, we have virtual snacks and drinks to keep you fueled up for all the drama-filled adventures ahead. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the chaos begin!

Ugh, Creeper!

ANNOYING, annoying expressions, annoying habits, annoying people, annoying phrases, annoying tendencies, bothersome, bothersome language, common sayings, creeper, frustrating, grating, irksome, IRRITATING, irritating behaviors, irritating sayings, overused phrases, Pet Peeves, phrases, Repetitive, Ugh, vexing

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Tired of hearing “git gud” every time you lose a PvP battle? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only phrase you’ll hear is “OMG, how did you do that?!” Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come join us and show off your mad skills – who knows, you might even impress Herobrine himself!

ShadowFleetSabotageCraft

Baltic cable cut, Baltic Sea, cyber attack, damaged cable, Dec. 25, Espionage, european union, Finish agency, Finnish authorities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, NATO intervention, Russia shadow fleet, Russian involvement, sabotage, Sanna Sonninen, security breach, ShadowFleetSabotageCraft, submarine cables, tanker search

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks and cables and shadow fleets oh my! we have crazy adventures like searching for tankers and cutting cables in the baltic sea. sanna sonninen is our director and she’s always on the lookout for russian shadow fleets trying to sabotage our server. join us on dec. 25 for some epic cable cutting action and see if you can uncover the truth behind the tanker mystery. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and join the madness!

survival! Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Free donation, Friendly, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Villages Defended:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

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Eden SMP

community arcade, Community Builds, Community Farm, community project, derogatory language, dragon fight, Eden, end dimension, Game Nights, glitches, Griefing, hacked clients, multiplayer, personal farm, shopping district, smp, Spawn area, spawn town, stealing, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, world terrain, x-ray resource packs

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	5951	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Welcome to Eden SMP!

We are a survival multiplayer server focused on the vanilla experience. Our beautiful meadows-themed spawn area serves a neutral ground for all players to interact and collaborate!

Our Rules:

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling

Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs

Do not exploit any glitches

Do not use any derogatory language

Respect other players

Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars)

Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

Spawn Town:

Spawn coordinates are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn for players to buy/sell materials! Please remember that each shop should focus on a specific item or theme, and we encourage you to construct separate buildings for different shops.

Community Builds:

If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Please note, if you are building a farm that involves a shared public space it must be made into a community farm and not a personal one.

Community Arcade:

You are all invited to build a game at our community arcade, located north of the spawn. If there is enough interest, we may host regular game nights!

Join us at Eden SMP:

Apply here to join our community: Application Form

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Crops Grown:	7734	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mines Excavated:	2709
Villages Defended:	6	Dimension Hops:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	944	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimension Hops:	11

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Farms Harvested:	458
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.