join our epic minecraft server where wild animals die of natural causes. that’s right, no more boring hunting for food, just wait for the animals to keel over and feast on their carcasses. it’s like a never-ending buffet of free meat, all thanks to our magical server settings.

but that’s not all, folks. we’ve got flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking chickens that give out life advice, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be your friend.

plus, our admins are all trained circus clowns who will entertain you with their wacky antics and ridiculous pranks. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

so come on down to our server and join the fun. who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
Dragon Scales Harvested: 210 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • StepDadDanceNoChance

    StepDadDanceNoChance
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

    We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

    So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Elemental Crystals Collected: 58
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Meteorites Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • LoveCraftedMC

    LoveCraftedMC
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

    LebanonCraft Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

    imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

    oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

    but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

    so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Villages Defended: 19 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CraftyWarZone

    CraftyWarZone
    so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Pixel Pot Parenthood

    Pixel Pot Parenthood
    yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

    but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

    so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 14
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Void Gems Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

    TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

    Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

    We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Emeralds Found: 3343
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

    But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

    And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

    So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

    Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

    Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Farms Harvested: 206
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • SisGripShutUpCraft

    SisGripShutUpCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

    Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

    So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

    CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Magic Items Found: 7531
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • BlockyHeartbreaks

    BlockyHeartbreaks
    Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

    Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Zombie Dances: 8 Falling into the Void: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 417 Emeralds Found: 8639
    Star Shards Collected: 131 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • RedLineCraft

    RedLineCraft
    so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

    we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

    join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 263
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

    Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Minecraft
    Server Address 155.94.181.116:25565

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is the gameplay like on the server? In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
    What makes the Vanilla server unique? The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
    What can players expect to experience on the server? The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Girl Power Minecraft Server

    Girl Power Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about women’s rights, degeneracy, and birthrates of the first world! Join us as we fight for equality and pop out babies like there’s no tomorrow!

    But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General

    NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General
    Welcome to our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of NTR in a virtual world. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as the drama unfolds when you discover they might not be as satisfied with you as you thought. Will your waifu secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck? Only one way to find out!

    Bulls, come tease the cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. Sneed and impregnate other anons’ waifus while they watch in horror. And don’t forget to make fun of their waifus for being horny cumdumpsters – it’s all in good fun!

    Waifus and Avas, this is your chance to post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Ramble on about your love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with disaster. Will you resist the urge to cheat, or will you give in to the chaos of our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP? Only time will tell.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Gods Slained: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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