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| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 5445 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
join our epic minecraft server where the only way to measure your manhood is by the wiggle of your pixelated peepee! no more insecurities, just pure blocky fun and ridiculousness.
we have a secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to disco music. if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that gives you super jumping powers.
our admin is a talking cow who only speaks in puns and dad jokes. if you can make him laugh, he’ll give you a magical cowbell that summons a herd of flying cows to carry you around the server.
we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually just really bad at hide and seek. if you can find them all, they’ll teach you how to turn invisible and prank your friends.
so come join us on our wacky minecraft server and unleash your inner weirdo! just remember, the bigger the wiggle, the bigger the wag!
