Are you tired of your motherboard constantly trying to connect to the Matrix through wifi and bluetooth? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have banned all forms of technology, including those pesky drivers that enable wifi and bluetooth!

We once had a player whose motherboard was so advanced, it started communicating with aliens from a distant galaxy. Needless to say, we had to ban them before they accidentally started an intergalactic war.

Join us and experience a truly analog gaming experience where the only connection you need is with your fellow players and the virtual world of Minecraft. Say goodbye to wifi and bluetooth, and hello to a simpler, more chaotic way of life.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37
Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Dimension Hops: 8
Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Alien Abductions: 0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY